Sham is dead Jesus told Ivory. She said meh. He wasnt even dat cewl. Den she relized PrAAm wus comming up. Den she crie. She want en match.com and meetid a nise guy named Marcus or Marcususmarcuskusmarkcus for shirt. Den dey went to Pram and did the DUMPTYHUCKLEBERRYFINN. He sed Joanna Joanna but she sed yu are a idiot I em Ivy. Den he sed wunt a super speshal hair cut and she sad yas. Den he cut her throat and she died. Den Sham came back from the fiery depths of Detroit und kicked Marcouscous in hiz hed and then he revived Ivy with hemorrhoid creme. He had survived uzing pudding az a ointment. Bill wus stupid and left bandages in da drauer while he went to McD'nlds and gut a family value meal with exactly half a pound of katsup and two shopping carts of mayo mixed with puddin. Den Sham and Ivy decided to muv to Iraq becuz Iraq.
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Science FictionThis is the most influential novel of this generation - Time Magazine This is so good that I ate it -Bill Cosby This is a hotter romance novel than TFIOS -Jésus Navas I am Shyam -Shyam I was on the edge of my seat for so long that I got a hemorrhoid...
