Sham startud to fel supur fönky. He hed a lumpy dumpy on his booty hole. He want to a doctur and it wus acshually Bill Cuspin! He didn't no tho sens Bill wus wering a mask. Den Bill said it es a hemorrhoid. He sed lemme get medicine and took out a skullypull and mud a smull incision en Sham's booty. Den Sham wus left to bleed and Bill poured sum boogers and pudding into the cut and Sham bled to death. Den Bil runned to McDonalds and bought a family value meal.
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Fiksi IlmiahThis is the most influential novel of this generation - Time Magazine This is so good that I ate it -Bill Cosby This is a hotter romance novel than TFIOS -Jésus Navas I am Shyam -Shyam I was on the edge of my seat for so long that I got a hemorrhoid...