RAndom stupiD shoRt stOries

Ya... Basically us.

At a sleepover:
Beth: Is ANYONE awake
Abbe: Yep thanks a lot now shh I need 10 hours of beauty sleep
Jilly: What is the meaning of life...
Buddy: Dude shut up
Allie: Guys be quiet my mom will here us...
Chloe: Turn on the lights I can't find Ally!!!
Ally: I am under the bed
Macy: What the actual fudge?
Brew: sounds like fun! *gets under bed too*
Paige: Ok can we go back to sleep
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On an airplane:
Macy: The airplane food tastes horrible *eats anyway*
Ally: The INTERNET IS DOWN. I REPEAT THE INTERNET IS DOWN.
Allie: Everyone calm down. OK WHO FARTED
Paige: What? wasn't me
Brew: the walls are closing in!!!!!!!
Abbe: I will jump out this window.
Beth: *muffled* can someone let me out of this suitcase. I'm out of yogurt
Buddy: IS IT ILLEGAL TO TAKE FRESH FRUITS??????????
Chloe: *Is skydiving*
Jill: I'm going to the washroom *never comes out*
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Us eating spaghetti
Buddy: *Is already done and trying to steal Ally's*
Ally: How are you already done?! *Pushes her away*
Allie: *takes selfies with her food*
Brew: Who needs a fork when you have hands?! *uses hands*
Macy: Wait wha- BREW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Paige: It's a spice meatball
Beth: Great idea Brook!!!!! *eats with hands*
Abbe: *flings meatball at Chloe*
Chloe: What the... *looks around and glares at Abbe*
Jill: *puts spaghetti on head* look guys it my hair!!!!!!
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Us well we're home alone
Macy: *Searching refrigerator for food and complaining cause there is none*
Paige: *sleeping*
Ally: *Constantly saying to them selves if a robber came in I would... And then making up scenarios*
Allie: *probably not even knowing she's home alone*
Brew: *ends up leaving*
Jill: *singing her favorite song really loud*
Abbe: *taking a bath and reading*
Beth: *talking to herself*
Chloe: *drawing*
Buddy: *calling for her mom until she realizes she's not there*
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Us on April Fools day :D
Buddy: *puts a kick-me sign on someone's back*
Paige: Bakes brownies ;)
Ally: Might kill someone by accident (not my words)
Allie: *try's to prank someone and fails miserably*
Brew: *talks about her genius plan but doesn't have one*
Abbe: doesn't really try to do anything
Macy: *puts water in a glass, puts paper over top, flips glass over on table, slides paper out*
Beth: forgot it was today but came up with a last minute prank
Jill: *puts stapler in jello*
Chloe: *watches the mayhem*
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Us... After watching a horror movie
Macy: guys did you hear that...
Jill: *says something nasty relating to the movie to scare everyone*
Buddy: ok I uh... I uh think I can hear it too...
Brew: *sighs* all check it out
Chloe: ok honestly the statistics that were all going to be killed are very unlikely
Allie: Guys hurry up... TURN THE LIGHTS ON.
Paige: guys... We're brew she should be back by now...
Beth: *makes a comment on Brews disappearance retaliating to the movie*
Abbe: Ok let's all calm down an-
Ally: *jumps out to scare everyone*
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Us lost together
Paige: Maybe we should split up? Ally and I will go this way.
Macy: na, I think all stay here. Text me updates on what's happening
Ally: *sitting in corner with attitude*
Allie: What are you doing?! Will NEVER find are way out.
Brew: everyone just chill. Let me see the map.
Paige: I have a GPS on my phone... Wait, well my phones dead.
Abbe: well this is going great.
Beth: just enjoy the fact we're all still alive...
Chloe: Guys we should start planning ahead. I vote that if we get hungry we eat buddy.
Buddy: Ya! Wait what?!
{I mean no offense to any of you just got bored :P}