Potatoes, Cheese and Ham

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Aurea's POV
Draco is so confusing, but at the same time hot. Hermione says I shouldn't say that, but it's the truth!
"Hey Tenebris wanna go hunting?"

"Yeah, sure Aurea"

Both of us went to the great hall were the house elf's were getting things ready for dinner.

"Pss Tenebris"

"What?"

"Change of plans! Let's go to the kitchen and steal some food while the house elf's are here"

"Let's go!" He said enthusiastically.

As we were cautiously walking to a table full of ham we heard a loud bang followed by a crash.

And all the pots, dishes and other kitchen appliances flew to the floor.
"What the heck?!" I glared at Tenebris.

"Not my fault" he said while looking frantically for what may have or not blown our cover.

We hid under a table that was across the room, thankfully nobody noticed that.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA" laughter could be heard from ceiling. I lifted my head and saw the one and only Peeves.

That asshole nearly blowed our cover.

"Attention whore" coughed Tenebris.

"Agreed" I nodded back.

"Come on let's just get some potatoes and cheese"

"And Ham" he added.

"Hurry let's just get the heck out of here"

"For Narniaaa" screamed Tenebris as we grabbed our food and ran out of the kitchen.

"That was close" I panted.

"Let's go to our room already"

"Agreed"
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We where in Hermione's room watching the fire as we ate potatoes.

I heard a loud fart.

"Eeew it smells like a rotten potato" I said while covering my nose with my paws.

"Deal with it" said the snake while farting again.

"At least go to the bathroom or somethings"

"I'm sorry but potatoes make me want to fart"

"Well stop eating them"

"No, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. You will survive" he said while taking another bite.

"Hi guy...s MERLINS SAKE WHAT IS THAT SUFFOCATING SMELL?!" Screamed Hermione while covering her mouth and nose.

"Well you can ask Mr. Farts I don't have anything to do with it"

"Merlin! Next time go and fart in Draco's room not in mine" glared Hermione.

"Wait is that a ring?" I jumped on top of Hermione making her lose her balance and fall on a couch.

"Yeah sort of..." She said, her face red as a tomatoe.

"Who is the lucky guy?" Said Draco's pet.

"Draco's! Who else?" I said in a duh tone.

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