Police

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USSR's POV

The sirens of the police cars blared in my ears. Ugh. Stop. It's so annoying.

I could barely make out what the officer was saying. I focused on their flag instead. 

Blue... with a cross of red, with the outline of the cross white. The cross wasn't in the center.

(I dare you to guess what country this is in the comments. Don't worry, if you get it right, I will delete ur comment, with a good job from me :D)

shoot, I recognized this country. I forgot his name. Meh. Didn't really matter, anyway.

"... Mister? Mr. Soviet? Are you listening?" I looked at the officer.

"... Meh. " I said. I chuckled at the countries 'really?' expression.

"Mr. Soviet, you really inflicted some damage to Mr. UK. A broken nose, two bruised ribs, and a fractured arm. Why in the world-"

"Because. He was insulting me and my family," I snapped and scowled at him. "You really think I would hurt him just because I can? We don't have the best past, but really?"

The country stood there for a minute. 

"Mr. Soviet, please answer me. America isn't your family. He's Britain's son. You can't hurt him because he wanted his son back."

"But I did. He was abusing America, officer!"

"He was using obloquy? Really? That doesn't sound like Mr. UK..." He trailed off.

"Yes. Well, Britain has very bad homophobia. America is... uh," I didn't really want to finish that.

The officer nodded, understanding.

"Phobias can make people do things they usually wouldn't do. So, you say, America's homosexual?" The officer asked. I nodded. 

"Do you know why America came to your house, out of everyone's?" He asked, scribbling on his notepad. 

"Because my son," I answered, hoping he wouldn't ask anymore.

His eyes widened. "Kazakhstan?" he asked.

"Oh heck no! Russia," I hurried. The cop relaxed.

"So, I will still bring you to the office, but I think I know why you did it." He smiled slightly.

"Okay," I shrugged

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hehe

bro

if 2+2=4 than shouldn't 4+4=2??

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