Sans is the sexist tumblr man

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Author: GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT SANS WON THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT?!

Y/n: SANS?!

Author: Yeah I know he is the most laziest dude here but hey isn't it cool?

Sans: *Asleep*

Y/n: BRO HE SLEEPS 99% OF DA TIME!!

Blue: *Kicks down door* WHAT HAPPENED?!

Author: Sans is crowned the sexiest man alive.

Blue: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL!!!

Author: Blue your too innocent for this world... *Mumbles* Imma steal you from your brother and make you my brother instead...

Y/n: What the-

Author: Anyways yeah! Pretty cool!

Nightmare: That sounds like the stupidest thing ever.

Y/n: HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!-

*All da sans aus are there*

Y/n: HOW THE FRICK DID ANY OF YOU GET HERE?!

Fell: I have the same question too. WHO THE F-

Author: *Has gun* You dare swear? 

Fell: ...

Author: Good. Anyways yeah! Congrats!en

Y/n: EVERYBODY JUST GET OUT!


Okay, sorry guys but not uploading like usual. But hey I decided to make an extra chapter! This isn't really a part of the story but I thought it was fun to make. Since you know the new thing about sans becoming the sexist Tumblr man by one vote XD. Anyways yeah. That's all.

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