Hamoody's Big Break Vol. 1

Miscellaneous Madcaps: Stupormarket

Some Sonic fans have seen what Mobius is like, but did you know there's an alternate dimension where those behave the opposite they should? It's called Moebius, and the residents here aren't as peaceful as you'd think. In Moebius, the notorious Dr. Eggman was instead the friendly Dr. Kintobor, Knuckles wasn't a fighter and instead a pacifist, and the whole world is ruled by two lookalikes of certain people, Scourge the Hedgehog and Fiona Fox.

As Fiona Fox dressed up and got ready for her day, she was just about to have breakfast as the finisher to her daily routine, she searches the castle around for Scourge as she gets increasingly frustrated.

Fiona Fox: *tired* Scourge? Scourge? *frustrated* Scourge!

Scourge opens through one of the doors that was just in front of her.

Scourge: There you are, babe! I was just about to go out for the day.

Fiona: *annoyed* Why so? Aren't you gonna stay home for breakfast, first?

Scourge: Not to worry, your majesty. I have a coupon for free breakfast at Forks 'n Knives, and I'm heading over there with the Destructrix, too. I'll be right back just before 5 PM.

Fiona: *annoyed* Why's that?

Scourge: It's a special day for me, don't you know? See you soon! *leaves*

Fiona: *annoyed* Yeah, yeah, special day...

As Fiona walks back, she notices the audience and groans.

Fiona: *annoyed* If you're here to know about me. I'll tell you this. I'm Fiona Fox, royal queen of Moebius. Simple as that.

The camera cuts to a closer shot of Fiona as she keeps walking.

Fiona: *annoyed* I've got to do something for Scourge's special day, and for now I want something simple. No parties or anything on those lines, just a nice cake honoring our adventures.

Fiona enters the dining room through the door, only to peek her head from behind it.

Fiona: *angry* And I don't want any of you barging in!

Fiona slams the door and locks it. On the other side, Fiona sighs as she feels less bothered.

Fiona: *thinking out loud* Scourge should be back before 5 PM, so I have plenty of time to get supplies from the kitchen and make it myself... though it only takes two hours to back a cake, so I'll just have my breakfast for the time being.

As Queen of Moebius, Fiona takes her special seat at the dining table. She presses the "Call Waiter" button on the table and picks up a magazine to read. A dog waiter steps in with a look of worry.

Waiter: Your highness, unfortunately, your Wednesday cereal won't be arriving because we don't have any milk.

Fiona: Why not some sunny-side-up eggs then?

Waiter: Order taken. Here's your daily newspaper.

As the waiter politely puts down the newspaper on the table and leaves, Fiona picks it up and reads the front cover. Her normally unamused look grows confused.

Fiona: "New Element Discovered?" *opens the newspaper and flips through the pages before stopping at one of them* "This mineral takes in the form of a blue spark that seems normal at first, but during testing, an accident has led to an unfortunate scientist getting covered in them and glowing as a result."

Fiona grows more and more shocked at the news she reads.

"The said person eventually disappeared for a moment in a flash before zapping back to the lab. He claimed to have thought of moving to a different city and appeared in one he did not know. The details he gave did not match any cities on Moebius, leading us to believe they possibly grant people the power to warp to other planets or even universes."