Lmao

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Todoroki woke up to the sound of his phone buzzing. When he checked, it was Momo texting him.
CandyCane: Momo it's three am what do you want
Crafting Table: You wanna go shopping?
CandyCane: No
Crafting Table: We could use Endeavors credit card
Momo looked at the text left on read. That's my cue.
Not even two seconds after opening the window, Todoroki slips in.
"You got his credit card?"
"Yup. We're about to go Plus Ultra on his credit card"

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"We should buy twenty of these alarm clocks and put them next to sperm donor"
"Why not!"

In the morning with Endeavor
Fifty alarm clocks go off.
Endeavor crashes into twenty life sized All Might pillows.
He checks his bank account.
"SHOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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