Percy: Jason, do you hear that?
Jason: no....
Percy: Really?
Jason: No I don't .
Percy: that's the sound of how awesome I am!
Athena: I don't like your relationship with my daughter.
Percy: Deal with it!
Teacher: What's your name?
Percy: Persassy Jackson
Teacher: Your real name .
Percy: Fine
Percy: Persassius Jackson.
Teacher:.......
Dear Logan Lerman,
You can take my name,
You can take my story,
But I'm sassier then you will ever be!
Sincerely,
Persassy
To Percy.
How's Tartarus? MWAHAHA
-Octavian
To Octavian,
Better than your face!
-Persassy
Piper: I can speak French
Jason: I can speak Latin
Leo: I can speak Spanish
Franck: I can speak Chinese
Percy: I can speak horse! And fish too
Uncle Rick; creating Percy Jackson
Rick: Just a little bit of sass
DROPS WHOLE CUP IN
Rick: oh gods
Annabeth: Percy, I have to tell you something.
Percy: what?
Annabeth: I'm pregnant
Percy:
Percy:
Percy: So it's gonna come out of your head or what?
Annabeth: oh gods
YOU ARE READING
Annabeth Logic
UmorismoFunny posts taken from Tumblr, Instagram and other social media. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING !! For Uncle Rick (Pls leave suggestions of what I should do next) Add me on tumblr~ sassyseaweedbrains
