♡ pt 14: cleaning ass ♡

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Clyde
I have a super duper important
Question ;3

Tolkien
What?

Kyle
Bro ur never active here
Heyo :D

Tolkien
Ik I don't like texting that's
Why lol

Clyde
Okay don't judge me

Clyde
4 asking this

Kyle
I will judge u no matter
What :'l

Stan
U judge everyone

Kyle
Tur dat

Clyde
Okay so

Clyde
How do

Clyde
Gay ppl clean their ass?

Tolkien
Okay no

Tolkien
Bye

Tolkien has left the chat.

Kyle
What?

Clyde
This 9th graders was
Saying about it

Stan
And u didn't bother to
Adk Twek or Craig

Kyle
Or Kenny he'd know

Clyde
Well

Clyde
I asked Craig and Tweek

Clyde
Craig just punched me in the
Jaw

Kyle
HAHAHAHAHA

Clyde
It didn't hurt

Clyde
Until Tweek punched me in
The jaw

Stan
Well yh the kid does
Boxing

Clyde
Ohhh That makes sence

Kyle
How didn't you know
That???

Clyde
Well you know

Clyde
Don't rlly adk ppl if they
Are trained to punch ppl

Stan
Idiot

Clyde
Yh in hospital now anyway

Clyde
✌️✌️

Stan
Eh?!?!

Kyle
Whyyyy?!?!?!?!?

Clyde
Oh Tweeks punch
Broke my jaw

Clyde
Don't fight him

Clyde
I swear

Kyle
Ur in hospital

Clyde
Ywahhh

Kyle
And ur question is how
To clean our ur ass??

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