Nothin' But Happy Tails (All Time Low)

Chapter Fourteen

what's this...Taylex? and Jalex? and somehow Zack broke his face? Oh...yes!

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The evening had been full of drinks, laughs and more drinks for Kamdyn and Tay. The two figured they may as well make the best of it and enjoy an evening to themselves. Rian had sent Tay a text early in the evening to say things were going smooth and everybody was behaving, Alex had called to tell Kamdyn he probably wouldn't be around until sometime tomorrow and that was the last they'd heard of the group. It was now pushing the wee hours of the morning, somewhere around three or four, they hadn't heard from the guys in almost six hours and neither lady really seemed concerned.

Kamdyn laid on what she assumed was Rian's side of the large bed, her body screaming at her for drinking too much, while Tay laid on the other side in a fit of giggles as some random porn played on the large screen television at the end of the room. They had came in to go to sleep almost an hour ago, when they found the afterhours adult channel and decided to watch the horribly scripted films.

The porn they were currently watching was awful, the actors had no emotions and it was clear that they certainly weren't very good at acting either. Reaching for her glass of wine that sat on the night stand next to her head, Kamdyn laughed at Tay's reaction to a position the couple on the screen were in.

"Okay, shit no! That is not humanly possible!" Tay shouted and pointed at the tv in a huff, taking a drink of her beer. "No way!"

"Maybe she's double jointed?" Kamdyn suggested with a still giggle.

"Maybe. She's a shitty actress and she's really not that pretty either." Tay commented with a shrug. "Now I see why Rian hates porn."

"Does anybody truly like porn?" Kamdyn mused, pausing for a brief second before both she and Tay burst into laughter, commenting "Jack!" at the same time.

"Jack is desperate though, after being married to Cassadee I can see why. She's not that hot either." Tay stated with a snort and a small head toss. "She was so hot for Rian, right before we got married she wanted him so bad. Too bad, bitch he's mine!"

Laughing evilly, Tay calmed down to a few school girl giggles instead as she directed her attention back to the television. Cocking her head for a second as she watched the movie play out, she let her thoughts go out loud.

"I hooked up with Alex once." She blurted out without a second thought.

"Really?" Kamdyn asked shifting to make herself more comfortable.

Tay was adorable and if Kamdyn were a lesbian, the other girl would be her first pick, but she couldn't see Alex being Tay's type. Maybe it was because, although best friends, Rian and Alex were so different.

"Sorry." Tay blushed. "I have no filter when I drink. Anyway, Rian knows and it was before he and I ever got serious. It was at some random party, we were both hammered and all I remember is Alex puking in my shoes after we had sex."

"No way!" Kamdyn laughed. "I hope you made him buy you new ones!"

"He bought me a new pair and asked if we could have sex again, I told him I didn't have sex with people who puked on my shoes." Tay snickered. "I need to know, does he still make that god awful dying whale noise when he gets off?"

Kamdyn burst into laughter, before making a noise that was somewhere between a dying whale and a dog with laryngitis, which caused Tay to laugh harder than she had all night long. Clapping wildly at Kamdyn, Tay bounced up and down on the bed.

"Does he thinks it's sexy or something?" Tay commented with another laugh and a snort.

"I have no idea, but he makes it when he jerks off too and it is so annoying." Kamdyn exclaimed with a high pitched squealing laughter.