"You and the Tall Guy" ( Female Y/N x Durpleton )

Dream Travel Spell

(I apologize if this seems rushed but I hope you enjoy)

"What is it you want to tell me?"  Durpleton asked as the entire herd was looking at you. You let out an awkward chuckle and tried to hide the embarrassment but internally you were screaming every curse word known to man. You didn't know what to do. You gave Stabby a look that said "Why do this to me?" very clearly.

"Do you want to talk about it when we get back to the hotel, Y/N?"

You gave a very fast nod. Zulius though wasn't having any of this he wanted to blurt out your secret to somebody. But then he remembered his "Hot Goss" Power. Zulius snapped his fingers and the time froze right there, the screen turned into a transparent magenta and a little pink rectangle at the bottom appeared also.

"Okay, so I HAD to let this out or else I might explode. Y/N totally has it going for Durps over here." Zulius let out a heavy sigh, "I've been wanting to let that out for too long. But seriously if Y/N really wants to Durpleton to return his feelings-though I never asked Durpleton about that either but maybe I will. Hmm, you know what I'll give you guys the updates."

Zulius snapped his fingers again unfreezing time but the burning pain was still in effect. You and the entire herd fall to the ground screaming and yelling from the burning sensation. You rolled on the ground like a pig in mud and begged for the pain to stop...eventually it did.

"What happened!?" You shouted

"Oh don't worry your sweet little head about it, just a spell of mine."

"What were you talking about?"

"Stuff"

"What sort of stuff?"

"Super secret stuff you wouldn't understand" Zulius trotted away proudly as sparkles glimmered in the air. You shrugged and you all found the path back to Cat-taur valley.

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"So spells...what kind can you do?" You asked Durpleton who was sitting next to you on the couch. Most of his body took up the entire couch that you had minimal space to sit on. You both were talking about the spells in Centaurworld and how they would usually work or occur. You held Jeremy in your arms since you had been gone for so long that he desperately wanted company.

Durpleton's ears flicked, "I can do very few of them like sparkle blinkies." His eyes turned realistic and he blinked repeatedly making little stars of sparkle appear. Some landed on your face but didn't bother brushing them off.

"There's stretchy neck times which you witness back at the market" Durpleton stretches his neck upwards but hits his head on the roof. "Owie!" He stretches his neck down to the normal length.

"And my personal favorite..." Durpleton blinks rapidly again but this time his round spots shifted into the shapes of pie slices.

"Wow that's so weird, is that all you can do?"

"Uhhh that's it really" Durpleton shrugged, "Though one time we visited the Twin Tree Shamans and they granted me the ability to have talking farts for a while but some reason, it just stopped. You raise an eyebrow weirded out by the mention of that.

"So uh can you teach me?" You asked

"What, the fart thing?"

"N-no not that, the sparkle thingy you just did".

Durpleton scratched the back of his neck, "Hmmm I don't know spells take a while to learn. Horse was in Centaurworld for two weeks before she learned how to make her tail talk.