Thorki one shot!
Loki's POV
"Can I ask you something, dear broth-" Thor was about to ask, but I cut him off naturally.
"I'm not your brother," but my tone wasn't harsh, just bored.
"Right, well, I wish to ask you something," Thor rephrased. He could've just got to the point.
"Ask away," I mumble as I lay on the bed.
It was a Saturday, and we had to return to Earth so Thor could sort out a bad guy with his Avengers, but that was yesterday, and we were still in our little apartment we rented on Earth coz we couldn't be bothered to go back to Agard yet.
"Will you go on a date with me?" his voice now serious and my head shot up from the pillow.
"I think it may be a bit late for courting," I snicker.
"Why?" Thor furrowed his brows.
"Thor, I'm already in your bed," I smirk, and he just rolls his eyes at me.
"Besides that pathetic excuse, I believe it is my duty to ask you for a date. Tony says it's fun to go on dates with our Captain," Thor enthasised, but in reality I just wanted to sleep.
"Why do you take interest in Midgardian customs?" I snarl, I still think we are higher standerds than these pathetic excuse of human beings.
"Do not talk that way, brother!" Thor barked, but he smiled slightly anyway.
"Fine, fine, I will attend with you to a date," I give in, because I'm pretty sure Thor will bug me all day until I say yes.
"Excellent! Now, we ahev to prepare!" Thor jumped up, very excited.
"Prepare?" it sounded like a lot of work.
"Yes! Now, I will pick you up at eight, be ready!2 Thor smirked before running out of the door. I smack my head on the bed.
"What ever do you mean, 'I'll pick you up'? I live with you!" I exclaim, but he was already out of sight.
Seriously? That is who I fell in love with, cutos for me.
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"I personally think that went very well," Thor grinned as we started to walk back home from our date.
"You have got to be kidding me, Thor. We got drenched, got attacked by an angry mob and mugged for our Asgardian money that Earthlings will have no use of!" I snarl, but I wasn't exactly angry. I mean, Thor was happy, so I guess I've done my job.
"Stop being so negative activity, Loki. I thoroughly enjoyed another custom of these midgardians," Thor beamed, and it must have been contagous coz I was smiling too.
"Yeah, well, don't be expecting me to bake you apple pies," I snigger, remembering when Steve kept baking numerous amounts of apple pie, which Tony stated was exactly why they called him Captain America.
"I did not ask for it, dear brother. I merely was interested in the idea. But neither of us can cook, so that rules that out," Thor nodded, agreeing with me.
"Excuse me, but you are misleaded, dear Thor. As I am a great cook. You, however, just burn anything in your wake," I roll my eyes.
When we got to our doorstep, Thor turned around and kissed me. I was about to head in with him before he made me turn around.
"I had a lovely evening, now, I will see you tomorrow," Thor tried to end the date like a normal relationship with the humans, but to me it was reallyt weird, as my husband walked down the road.
"Well, don't expect the door to be unlocked!" I called after him mischeivously. Seriously, why can't he stop with the customs?
He won't have a bed to sleep in tonight. As I am indeed locking the door, and his bedroom is inside the house that we live in.
