Harry Potter Facebook chats

BUTTERFLIES

Harry Potter: *yawns dramatically* GOOOOOOOOD MORNIN RON
Ron Weasly:*sleep talking* FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES LALALALAL
Harry:WAKE UP!!!!!!
Ron:*wakes up 5 seconds later* oh hi Harry!!were are the butterflies??? Voldimort:*enters room* DID I HERE SOMEONE SAY BUTTERFLIES?? WERE ARE THEY?
Harry:There are no butterflies!
Ron and Voldimort:WAT!!!!
Ron:Oh look a pretty butterfly!!
*Ron and Voldimort follow the butterflies*
Harry:how did they forget all about me?! I AM HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!!!

And that's the end of Harry Potter Facebook chats ch.1 xoxoxox

Ch.2
Sherlock

Voldimort and Harry:*walk in the room dressed as Sherlock Holmes*

Voldimort: hey Sherlock

Harry: oh hey Sherlock

Ron: *walks in room* IM A FIRIN MY LAZA *gets ready to fire laser*

Harry: Not now Ron I am to busy being Sherlock Holmes  *puts hand to Ron's face dramatically like a diva*

Ch.3
IM TO SEXY FOR MY SCAR

Harry: hey Hermy do my potions homework
Hermione:number one don't call me Hermy and number two why should u do you potions homework?
Harry:because I am sick with IAHFP
which stands for I am Harry freakin Potter , ITSFY which is I'm to sexy for you and IHMFGTAY which is I have more fan girls than anyone yetis.
Hermione: OH MY HARRY!! YOU SHOULD BE IN BED RIGHT AWAY!
Harry:I know *harry dose pretty obvious fake coughs*
Harry*gose to room and starts jumping on his and Ron's bed yelling*I'M TO SEXY FOR MY SCAR I'M TO SEXY FOR MY SCAR
the end

Ch .4
NO IM SIRIUS

Harry:hey Hermione
Hermione: what
Harry:21 *busts out laughing*
Hermione:are you serious
Sirius Black:NO IM SIRIUS
Harry:NO IM SIRIUS
Voldimort:NO IM SIRIUS
Hermione:SHUT UP
Voldimort Harry and Sirius black:NO!!
*and while Voldimort Sirius black and Harry fight Ron chases butterflies and all lived happily ever after TheEnd*