*Authors note- sorry in the other characters 4 chapters were all in the same chapter I didn't know how to add chapters until now so enjoy*
Voldimort: HEY HARRY HEY HARRY HEY HARRY HEY HARRY HEY HARRY *pokes Harry repeatedly as he says Hey Harry*
Harry: WHAT!WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE!
Voldimort:you stupid
Harry:NO I AM NOT!! *says disgustedly *
Voldimort:WHATS9+10
Harry:19
Voldimort:no!! You ruins the joke!!you supposed to say 21
Harry:oh ok
Voldimort: you stupid
Harry : NO IM NOT
Voldimort: WHATS 9+10
Ron: BUTTERFLIES
Voldimort; SHUT UP
Harry:21
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