ok this is my first story and English is not my first language there WILL BE miss types and bad grammar and criticism are A-ok with me ok let's get to the description shall we
Throughout all your life, you've been dealing with the shit life has been...
Ozpin:" what, are you that surprised to see me my Maiden "
he said while summer still looked at him in aw, shock, confusion, and some remnants of anger
Ozpin:" if anything to go by. clearly so, well anyway, Salem how late am i "
He said turning his attention to his quote-on-quote, RIVEL
Salem:" around a day and a half late, seriously, how and why were you this late? you could have just left all that paperwork to Glynda you know "
Ozpin:" if I did, how would I be seen by my adversaries and underlings, I would have looked like a lazy piece of shit. I have a gold standard reputation to keep a hold of you know "
Salem:" well so do I, but you don't see me out and about on the field doing some dirty work "
Ozpin:" yeah, that's because you just sit back in this cold dark, and damp room. looking nonstop into your crystal ball with a naked Y/N in the shower, while you're fingering yourself "
Salem:" oh don't you start, you can't tell me with a straight face that you wouldn't do the same thing if you were in my situation "
Ozpin:''Touche, so can you rewind the stuff that I missed? I've had a busy week and I want to release some of that stress please "
Salem:" sure, just let me grab the remote control "
Ozpin:" since when did you get a remote control for that ball "
Salem:" since shut up and watch "
she said, grabbing a remote control between her boobs and pressing the rewind button
Salem:" so do you wanna watch it at 1.5 speed or twice the speed "
Ozpin:" normal speed please "
Salem:" um you know you're late to the good stuff right? don't you wanna quickly catch up "
Ozpin:" I know, but I still want to watch it at normal speed "
Salem:" ah fine, oh and by the way, are you hungry "
ozpin:" yes "
he said eagerly
Salem:" so do you want some salamander fried Eldar? Or maybe a few fortified burgers from mcdorns"
Ozpin:" what about pizza sister? The food of the body, the mind, and the spirit. Yes I think I will have that thank you"
He yelled out in excitement
Salem:" ok, good choice, let me get some while it rewinds "
she said quickly opening a portal to a pizza place and stealing 10 stacks of various types of pizza
Pizza maker:" ok, order up, for Pyrra Nikos "
he said through the coms, looking back to the pizza that was just freshly made for the customer
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pizza maker:" where the fuck is my majestic pile of cheesy goodness
the pizza maker said, frantically looking through the place, trying to find a smidgen of clue on where the fuck it disappeared to
Pyrrha:" um sir "
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