Good old countryhumans smut (obviously discontinued)

TR x Imperial Japan x Fascist Italy

This is obviously male x male x male

I want to die, cry, vomit, piss and shit myself

Anyways enjoy my endless suffering and misery 😍😍

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Italy was in his office, just simply minding his own business before he heard the sudden slam of his door, he knew exactly who it was but didn't bother to look up.

"What do you need, Reich?"

"Italy!! I came here to tell you that Japan and I are holding a meeting in aboutttt 10 minutes ! Well.. It's not really a meeting, we aren't going to talk about anything important, just some idle chit chat"

Italy hummed and nodded. "Sounds good"

TR approached Italy, who was simply looking down at his papers and doing his work, not seeming at all interested in the German in fornt of him.

"What are you doing?"

"Work"

"But it's Sunday..?"

"I was bored"

TR hummed. He sat on Italy's desk and watched him 'work', quickly reading what he had on paper. It wasn't anything that important, but he guessed Italy just wanted to get it out of the way so that he could have some freetime.

"How's Japan doing?"

"Oh he's fine and dandy, he's been staying over at my place and enjoying my beautiful German cuisine"

"... You cooked for him?"

"Of course!"

".... Reich.... Remember when you accidentally gave food poisoning to the UK because the chicken was undercooked?"

TR fell silent and smacked Italy's head angrily.

"OWWWW"

"THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT YOU IDIOT!"

Italy held his head and rubbed the spot TR hit specifically, whining in pain. A chuckle was heard from the door, and both men turned to see Japan there, leaning against the door frame.

"Gosh, I remember that accident too! You were so embarrassed Reich!! Hahaha!"

Italy chuckled and stood up. "Is it time to meet up already? Oh well, I might as well take a break from work.. I've been at it for a few hours"

He smiled softly to himself and reorganized his papers, putting them on the corner of the table. TR huffed and went to Japan along side Italy.

"Any plans as to where we're going exaxtly?"

"Nope! I wanted to just stay here really.. Maybe we could give Reichie poo here some cooking lessons!"

Both Italy and Japan laughed loudly as TR stomped his foot. "Hey! I'm not that bad!!!"

They stopped laughing and sighed, walking out of the office together and sitting around in the lounge, just talking about what they were up to, how they've been, etc... Italy stood up, since he was going to go to the kitchen for a drink.

"Would you guys like to drink anything?"

"Just some wine for me would be fine, how about you Japan?"

"Hm.. If you have any saké that'd be nicw.. If not just some ordinary champagne would be nice"

Italy gave them a thumbs up and left quickly to go to the kitchen, hearing them talk loudly about the women they met the previous weeks and about their pets as well. Italy opened his cabinets to see that he had drunk most of the wine he had and he sweated. "Jeez I'm a bit of an alcoholic.."