Good old countryhumans smut (obviously discontinued)

Canada x America (Male x Male)

Kill me they're canon brothers

Just to make this less painful for me, imma make them step siblings 😰

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America was whistling his anthem as he walked down the office hallway, his heels clicking loudly against the ceramic floors, almost exerting his authority and high status as the one of the most powerful global superpowers. He chuckled as he saw small countries run past him, almost in fear. He was the United States of America afterall! These stupid countries HAVE to respect him!

He sighed as he stopped at his father's office, going in to give him some paperwork and stupid boring work for him.. As for Ame, he was taking a break with his brothers... well, step-brothers.. He still didn't exactly see them as family family, if that makes any sense. Same with his 'dad', he's just an old man to him. He left quickly, not listening to Britain at all.

He walked out into the beautiful sunny day, looking around to see where Cans, NZ and Aussie were.. He spotted them fairly quickly, despite having no glasses on. He waved over and ran quickly, almost smashing into Australia and NZ in a big bro hug.

"YOOO! Sup my dudes!! We hanging out or what?"

Australia laughed. "Of course mate! We're going to the usual restaurant too!"

NZ huffed and crossed his arms. "You scared us Ame!"

Canada simply smiled and looked over at Ame. "Heyo bro!"

Ame smiled, letting go off NZ and Aussie, going over to Canada and patting his back with a confident smile. He couldn't help but feel just how much muscle he had as he pat him, no wonder Canada didn't flinch.. Canada kept his signature smile and hummed in a weird way. "So anyways! Shall we go?"

They all set off and went to the restaurant, ordering the usual they had there.. It certainly had been a while since they were together like this, just the brothers.. Maybe 10 years? 11? Ame had lost count, though he wasn't complaining that they were reunited once more. They talked about the usual, how busy they were, about the climate, about their work, about how NZ changed his entire office from boring and dull to a more vibrant and colorful one, etc.. And then a certain topic surfaced.

NZ - "So Ame! Is it really true you're officially gay?"

Ame spit his drink out and coughed. "WHAT?!?! Where the FUCK did you hear that?!!"

Aussie - "It's a rumor that's spreading like fire!"

Cans - "Yeah.. countries are saying they saw you last week.. going to the bathroom with Russia in the restaurant just opposite our workplace!"

Ame went completely red. "That's preposterous! You guys should already know that it's not true, because I literally HATE Russia!"

The 3 brothers kept quiet. Canada rubbed the back of his head and sweated. "Ame.. I saw you myself.."

Ame went pale this time, feeling like he was going to be sick. Canada saw them both?

Ame - "Did you spread the rumor?"

Canada flinched at his sudden change of tone, it was one that he used whenever he was angry, Canada immediately got defensive and spoke angrily back at him. "Why would I spread it? You're my brothe-"

Ame - "Canada, let's get this clear - You are NOT my brother. You are my STEP brother. AKA NOT RELATED in any way! And you'd have a shitton of reasons! To bring me down and my reputation maybe?!"

Canada grunted and got even angrier. "And what does it matter if we're not blood related?! We both grew up in the same household as brothers, along with Aussie, NZ, Belize, Barbados, Grenada, St Vince, Jamaica and so many more!! And because of that sole reason, I kept my mouth shut! There were other countries IN the restaurant you imbecile!"