one word. GIF
Wonderlandsxshowtime was currently preforming Tondemo-Wonderz because show. It was near the end and they were going to their next spots for the end.
Tsukasa was just moving peacefully like the king he is until he felt someone touching his booty which caused him to shit on stage.
It was Rui. He was licking the shit that came from his booty hole. They both were dating and Rui just couldn't resist the urge to kiss Tsukasa.
Rui: "get yo ass over here Tsukasa-kun and give me those big boy lips."
Tsukasa being the star that he is ignored him and didn't talk on stage. Rules man. Gotta follow them. They both ended up next to each other (man idk if they do I'm just going for it) and Tsukasa tried very hard to kick him in his no no square. He was kicking higher then usual and it slowed him down. but if he hit Rui it would all be worth it.
Tsukasa kicked him and Rui let out the loudest scream to ever fucking exist and was literally dying
The end.
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Fanficplease help. anyway it's just gonna be amazing senecios i came up with in the shower or school. like only one part in this entire thing is real angst. I'm gonna make a separate one with the real deal ya know?