i have no ideas i ran out someone pls gimme ideas
Tsukasa and Rui were once again breaking the goddamn bed like jeez give the bed a break it has feelings too.
Tighnari and Cyno appeared out of no where and created a scene with Cyno telling his dad jokes and Tighnari grabbing Cynos crusty ass neck.
Tsukasa and Rui went inside each other and made the worlds largest wolf and ate the both of them. Tsukasa and Rui shit each other out and fixed the bed.
Emu and Nene saw the whole thing and called 9-1-1 then they both started singing once upon a dream and started shitting.
The police soon arrived and took out their fart guns and started blasting Tsukasa and Ruis home to smithereens.
Tsukasa and Rui turned into wolfs and started screaming in pain and they both were quickly sent to a hospital and later died
I CAME UP WITH THIS ON THE SPOT HELP.
anyway justice for the beds
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ספרות חובביםplease help. anyway it's just gonna be amazing senecios i came up with in the shower or school. like only one part in this entire thing is real angst. I'm gonna make a separate one with the real deal ya know?