The Hung Boy (Creepypasta x Malereader)

☆Funny creepy Head canons1☆

(Just funny home made creepypasta Head Canon)

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Masky:"HOODIE HELP ME"

Hoodie:"What did you do?"

Masky:"TOBY TRYING TO FIND ME"

Hoodie:"Okay hide in the closet, I'll tell him you're on the couch"

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Masky:"Why is he Screaming?"

Hoodie:"He landed on Jeff"
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Masky:*Coughs Violently*

Toby:"Don't die"
Masky:"Don't tell me what to do"
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Jeff:"Hey, Have you ever been arrested?"

M/n:"Yeah, Why?"

Jeff:"I was gonna say 'Because it's illegal to be that cute' but now I'm intrigued"

M/n:"Arson"
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Slenderman:"I spy with my non existence eye, Someone who needs to
Shut the fuck up."

Toby:"...Is it me?"

Slenderman:"It's always you."
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M/n:"How Do you not know that the
Reflection in the patio door isn't a intruder?

Jeff: "HEY!...THAT GUY IS A D°ck!"

-Literally 30 seconds ago-

Jeff:"HEY! GET OUT OF HERE! IT'S MY HOUSE!"

*Runs into the Door and fell laying knocked out as Ben walk up*

Ben:"OH MY GOD JEFF WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!"

*Ben looks at the door and pointed*

Ben:"DID YOU DO THIS!?! YOU SON OF A B°T€H!!!"

*Proceed to run at the door and bashed into the Door now knocked out also*
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Clockwork:"I would die for you, M/n"

M/n:"Not if I die first tonight!"

Clockwork:"Aww that's so swee-HOLD UP WHAT!?!"
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M/n:"Did it hurt? When you fell?"

Masky:"From Hevean? No. I'm not giving you my numb-"

M/n:"No I mean when you fell out of the truck, I watched you trip on your foot and lay on the pavement for ten minutes"

Masky:"...."

M/n:"We all saw"
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Ben:"What are you 5?"

Toby:"Yeah 5 heads taller than you"

Ben:"...."

Toby:"....."

Ben:"..."

Toby:"Please don't kill me"
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Slenderman:"You actually were telling the truth."

*M/n on the ground just got done meeting Jesus the 20th time"

M/n:"I do that quite a lot, Yet people are always surprised"
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*Jeff and Liu is in the living room watching Tv*

Jeff:"Hey Liu do you ever wondered if your money was in a stripper's thong?"

Liu:"...."

Jeff:"...."

Liu: *Sigh* Jeff I love you but...WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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M/n:"Can you try and see things from my perspective?"

*LJ Bends down to (Y/n) level*

Y/n:"...."

Lj:"...."

M/n:"Listen here you tall shit-"
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