Joyce sat on her couch reading the newspaper. "DAM vatican just declared war on ohio!" she exclaimed in shock from what she was reading. And then all of a sudden she was interrupted by the sound of her favorite son Jonathan barging into the living room.
"OMG MAM MAM GUESS WHAT!" he screamed, jumping up and down in joy. "What is it my beautiful Johnny boy?" Joyce asked him gracefully. Jonathan squealed and said squee.
"One Direction are performing in hawkins in two days!!!!!!" Jonathan shouted happily. Joyce smiled to see her son so happy. "How much are the tickets?" she asked him, grinning.
"$10,000." said Jonathan.
Joyce fainted.
