DDLC one shots

Sayori x Therapist! Reader

You hated your job. You hated having to listen to peoples problems because its so annoying. Like why the fuck should u care? But it payed decently so u decided you'd have to deal with it. Your job was being a therapist. You had to constantly listen to peoples problems and give them advice to pretend you cared, but you were starting to get annoyed. You used to only have one adult, who was 30 and only complained about her stupid year 8 class that she taught and how she hated teaching at her school. And that was easy to deal with, like all you had to say was "it will get better" and then she'd pay you $200 and leave. It always worked. But recently you had a new client, it was an 18 year old girl who had an overwhelming amount of depression because her childhood friend didn't like her back. Every single session you had with her was a living nightmare. 

You waited on the chair in your room, dreading the thought of what that stupid girl was going to say this time. You were praying that she got in a car crash on the way here so that you could take the day off. Just as you were about to fantasise, the door slammed open and you were greeted by the face you wish you'd never known. "Hello, miss y/n!" Sayori said, faking a smile. "Oh hello sam." You said, trying to sound as positive as possible. "Oh no, my names sayori hehehehehe" She said laughing. You really couldn't care less. "So hows your depression going? Does your crush like u back or whatever teenage drama is going on with your life?"  You asked. "No....turns out he likes another girl in my club, her names monika." Sayori said letting out a sigh. "Who's monika?" You asked, trying to sound engaged. "She's our club president, shes also the most popular girl in school..." Sayori said. "Oh ok um listen i think you should just let ur crush go..." You said without feeling any bit sadder. "W-what?!?" Sayori shrieked. 

"Yeah sorry girl you've got no chance." You said, sayori started to cry. You forced yourself to get up and hug her, patting her on the back. "There there, it'll be better soon ig." You said as sayori started to calm down. "W-well *sniff* there is s-someone else i like too...." Sayori said, starting to blush. "Who?" You said not caring. "Y-you know them....v-very well..." Sayori says playing with the hair she still apparently had. "Ew omg don't tell me its me." You said in disgust. "I-it is, i love you y-y/n l/n..." She said with a smile. "R-really?!?...Well i have something to tell you too...." You whispered shyly. "W-what is it??" Sayori said, her eyes lighting up and happiness (ew). "I-i-i-i..." You couldn't find the words to say it. "You?...." Sayori looked at you, thirsty for ur answer. "KYS HOE" You screamed, grabbing a flamethrower and burning her alive, along with the building. You unfortunately lost your job, but atleast it was worth it!!