Sayori:
"Omg i watched encanto and dora the explorer so I can speak a little spanish!"
Sayori would say hola to you but literally pronounce the 'h' in hola.
She isnt very good in geography so shed just assume ur from spain.
She'd try to speak to you in Spanish but it'd end up so bad you thought she was speaking gibberish.
Monika:
"So thats why you've got a fat ass."
Shed ask you to dance to salsa or something.
Shed also say you'd make a great stripper (regardless of your gender)
Shed try to sing a song in Spanish on the piano but since literally all of them are about sex it sounds so bad you end up leaving the room while shes playing.
Shed try to learn pick up lines in Spanish and think she sounds so hot
Shed also try to learn Spanish and even if she did shed never get it right
Yuri:
"Omg have you heard of la llorona?!?"
I don't think she really gives a fuck
Tries to learn about your culture but honestly it just wouldnt work out
Whenever you say something in Spanish she just looks at you weirdly and pretends she never heard you
Natsuki:
"So you're one of them drug dealers?"
Would insult you for it(but its ok because shes a shy UwU small bean)
She automatically assumes you're mexican cause thats the only fucking country she knows
"Ew you smell like cocaine"
Shed call you dirty, shed call you a slut, shed tell you to go back to your own country
Whenever you speak Spanish she pulls a disgusted face and mocks whatever you say
In conclusion never tell any of the Ddlc girls your nationality unless your a white American.
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Roman d'amourits oneshots of the ddlc characters!! Feel free to send requests :) Monika Natsuki Yuri Sayori
