Gaolang, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Lihito: But Gaolang, we don't smoke.
Gaolang: Cut the crap, Lihito. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Gaolang: *points at Okubo* One! *points at Raian* Two! *points at Ohma* Three! *points at Sekibayashi* Four! *points at Lihito* Five!
Gaolang: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Sekibayashi: *puts a cigarrette in Gaolang's hand*
Gaolang: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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Incorrect Kengan
FanfictionA bunch of Kengan Ashura/Omega incorrect quotes! Disclaimer ⚠️ I don't own any of the characters in this story. Nor did I come up with any of the quotes (Unless specified). This series is on Netflix if you would like to watch it!