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Gaolang, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.

Lihito: But Gaolang, we don't smoke.

Gaolang: Cut the crap, Lihito. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.

Gaolang: *points at Okubo* One! *points at Raian* Two! *points at Ohma* Three! *points at Sekibayashi* Four! *points at Lihito* Five!

Gaolang: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!

Sekibayashi: *puts a cigarrette in Gaolang's hand*

Gaolang: Thank you. ...Light?

The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

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