May 9, 2015

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This is what happens when a Kaitlyn gets bored on the internet and no one wants to talk to her. She searches her name in the urban dictionary.

Hot, gorgeous, sexy women. Who loves to have a good time. Gives good advise and very wise. is very caring when it comes to other peoples problems, she is very trust worthy. Loves it rough, but you better watch out because her nice church girl personality will fool you, once you get to know her your will find that there is a wild women inside waiting to show herself. Everyone wants to bang her but she's taken. Every guy wants her but they cant have her, has amazing boobs and ass. But dont touch or she will fuck your world up.

Kaitlyn is a sexy bitch

Does anyone think that's true? The whole thing or just pieces?

Cause I thin it's pretty dead on.

Just kidding only some parts are true the others are completely wrong. Like, the part that says 'but she'd taken'. No, just no. No guy likes me and only one guy has ever even flirted with me and it was dark so we could barely see so that doesn't count.

But my sister's is even better: The ultimate ninja/spy/witch ever to be known to mankind. She is ruthless, nocturnal and enjoys strolls along the beach.

"Once I ran into Jaimee in a alleyway and I was never the same way again!"

I don't know what's funnier that this was the first one or that it's completely TRUE! You can ask anyone she's soooo mean and she's four years YOUNGER than me!

LALALALALALALALALALALA

I really don't want to publish this yet but I don't know what else to talk about!

Grrrrrrrrr!

Someone should really message/text me though, cause I have no life.

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