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☆♱🎧🫧  It had been a long day for shrignold, Shrignold and the rest of the cultists had to perform their yearly sacrifice to Malcom. To put it short, the yearly sacrifice is when one the cultist reluctantly sacrifices themself to their beloved king, they lay their head on a stone and shrignold smashes their head with the holy mallet. The corpse is then fed to Malcom as the access blood from the head is drinking by the other cultists. It might be bloody yes but Shrignold is very much used to it, being the founder of malcom can be a tiring job but it's nice to have everyone treat you like you were the son of the king. Nobodys knows how this ritual started not even Shrignold. It just yaknow.. started, and to put in a shocker.. Warren has zero fucking clue that they do this! He just thinks they pray to Malcom.

      Shrignold laid on the couch with the blankets covering them like a burrito, a bug burrito! It was late and the moonlight illuminated the living room as well as the big screen T.V. They scrolled through movies until they say one that they have heard alot about. On the screen it read 'Megan is missing.' In bright red text. "i've seen a lot of shit, this can't be that bad." Shrignold mumbled as they pressed play. Shrignold had always loved horror movies and anything that was more on the dark side if they hadn't found Malcom they would had worked in embalming       (Embalming ; the process of preserving a body by delaying the natural effects of death.) But when they got their brain cleaned, the completely forgot about that dream. Warren was at work, he normally works late coming home when the sun has set and the moon has taken a rise.  9 Minutes into the movie, it was just flashing lights with teen getting high and drunk at a party. Shrignold scoffed at this scene, "god i hate drunk love, it's so fake." they said with a frown. Shrignold picked up the remote and skipped they whole party part, even though it brought up memories with them and their ex that they enjoyed. 'Ex's are in the past, i'm happy with who i'm with now. can't think of him now. It would be against Malcom's words anyway.' Shrignold thought as the got to a different part of the movie.

       Shrignold was close to the end of the movie, 20 minutes till it's over to be exact. A click with the sound of rattling keys was heard at the door. Shrignold shifted their head to the door, excited that Warren was home. Warren slowly opened the door, trying to make as little noise as possible. As soon as Warren opened the door and saw Shrignold awake he stopped trying to be quiet. "Sorry! I thought you were asleep my dear, I didn't want to wake you!" Warren said with a sigh. "It's alright honey, How was work?" Shrignold grinned. "It was alright, Got called a tumor though.." Warren said, sounding a bit sad. "Aww dear you're not a tumor! you're a lovely eagle!" Shrignold say with a light  chuckle. Warren looked over to see what Shrignold was watching, sadly for Warren the barrel scene was on screen. "Ok stop! Shrignold what the fuck are you watching?!" Warren said with terror in his voice. "Its called Megan is missing, why? does it creep you out?" Shrignold teased. "What! no no no! I have the guts for anything!" Warren accused sounding slightly offended. "Alright mr tough pants come cuddle and finish it with me!" Shrignold smiled.

       "𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘰𝘴𝘩.. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘰.... 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳...."

"𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘴- 𝘕𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖 𝘕𝘖𝘖𝘖 𝘑𝘖𝘚𝘏𝘏𝘏 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘌"

       The movie them shows the two missing girl photos. Then the movie ends. "So wait, She dies in the barrel with her dead friend?!?" Warren said in a shriek. "Yup." Shrignold says with a strait face. Warren shaked as he cuddled the butterfly. " I think we can call it a night!" Shrignold said as they got out of the blanket burrito. "Yeah.. A..Night.." Warren said pausing his words getting up from the couch.   

       Shrignold trotted their way to the bedroom, "Babe you coming?" they questioned "Huh? Oh yes! i'll be right over dear!" 

"Fucking pussy." Shrignold laughed as they got comfortable in bed and fell asleep peacefully. Warren sadly had nightmares the whole night.