Dude Relax

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[The chapter Begins with the titans sitting on the couch relaxing, Robin is seen jumping on said couch]

ROBIN: Titans go! As soon as we get an alert on my communicator. [Grapples from behind the couch] Hopefully, at any moment now.

[We see Beast boy in the form of a cat playing with a ball of yarn, Robin checks his communicator on the Crime Status which says "All good bro" Then the Microwave alarm goes off]

ROBIN: Crime?

BEAST BOY:[Turn back to normal] More like microwave popcorn. Want some?

ROBIN: Make me a bag. But remain vigilant. It must not burn.

BEAST BOY:[Stares at robin] Aye-aye. [quietly] Weirdo

CYBORG: We've gone a whole week without a crime alert. I think it's starting to get to him.

RAVEN: Yeah, Robin is definitely going through mission withdrawal.

STARFIRE: That would explain the involuntary eye movement.

[Robin has a look of angst and his eye is seen twitching at a disgusting rate]

ROBIN: TITANS!

ALL: What!!

ROBIN:[Shows his communicator which now has a smiley face on it] Still nothing to report

BEAST BOY:[Walking out the kitchen] Come on, dude. Chill out.

STARFIRE: Yes, Robin. Perhaps you should take advantage of the low in criminal activities in order to do "The Relax."

ROBIN:[Still messing with his communicator] Relax? [Laughs nervously]

RAVEN: Uh,you do know how to relax, don't you?

ROBIN:[Scoffs] I can relax circles around you fools.

(Y/n): "Says the guy who tried to turn sleeping into a competitive sport"

[Short flashback]

ROBIN: On your mark, get set, Sleep. [He falls to sleep]

[Flashback ends]

ROBIN: Well, it's just as leader, I'm not used to going this long without doing something productive. But, I can totally take it easy until there's an alert.

BEAST BOY: Good, cuz that's we're gonna do.

[The titans walk away to their own things to relax]

ROBIN: [Whispering] Ah, something happen, please!

[Cut to Cyborg tinkering on the T-Car]

CYBORG: You are just the prettiest, high performance, low-emission muffler I've ever see. Yes, you are.

ROBIN: [Appears] Hey, Cyborg. You, relaxing?

CYBORG: [Sighs] I was.

ROBIN: Mind if i join you?

CYBORG: Yes

ROBIN: [Checking out the T-Car] Looks like we've got a lot of work ahead of us if we want this to be ready for the next mission.

CYBORG: I'm just tinkering, Robin. Not trying to save the world.

ROBIN: Ibet we could rebuild this whole engine pretty quick.[Leanings on a lever] Knock it out in 15, 16 hours tops.

[The lever moves downward causing the car to fall on Cyborg leave him covered in oil and the engine on his head and the T-Car Falls apart]

ROBIN: Ooh.

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