Ducks vs Rabbits

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[With 'Baby Monsters']

Myah: Ducks are better rabbits.

Yeseo: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sein: Duck is delicious! Rabbit tastes all weird.

Yeseo: We're not talking about taste, Sein!

Sein: But it counts!

Yeseo: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Chaeyun: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Yeseo: Okay, but-

Chaeyun: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sein: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Yeseo: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SEIN!

Sein: ONLY IF WE ILLEGALLY SOLD THEM AFTER, YESEO!

Myah: Eomma, help me... I wanna go home :'(

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