Dadbook profile: Craig "Fitness Dad" Cahn
Likes:
Coaching softballDoing push-ups with his daughters on his backBrunch with a bro
Dislikes:
Rest daysImproper stretching techniquesWhen his twins pretend to be each other profile
Dad of three, business entrepreneur, and fitness enthusiast. Juggling work, family, and fitness is a tough gig, but someone's gotta do it!
On a Friday Night, you are most likely to...
Get one last, good cardio session in
If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?
A box of energy bars
What are your turn-ons?
a sub-six-minute mile
What did you want to be when you grew up?
beer pong world champion
What's your favorite movie genre?
Buddy cop movies forever
What's your ideal date?
scaling a huge, dangerous mountain for fun
What do you never leave home without?
an extra tube of energy gel
I spend a lot of time thinking about the following:
My mile time used to be so good. What happened? Have I peaked?
Conversation OptionsCraig TextGo to the gymAre you ready to kick some butt?Must stay positive, dude. - NeutralWith your help, I am. - LikeH E L P - DislikeThat's a good question, bro. What do you think he's doing?Training to crush people's skulls with his thighs. - LoveUsing a medieval torture device. - NeutralPraying to some sort of Pain God. - NeutralAh, I keep busy. What do you do for fun?I love learning. - LoveI try to live my life as close to a Jimmy Buffett song as possible. - NeutralI check out my hot bod. - LikeFirst DateAsk about...Ask about coaching softball - LikeAsk about the business - LikeAsk about the kids - LikeThat's enough for now - Neutral (skips all three questions)So, the moms can hit on me all they want...You're doing a great job - LikeThe right person will come along eventually - LoveHit softballs, don't get hit on by moms - NeutralYou would be so lucky.That was planned - NeutralI mean... - LoveKissing is for the weak - LikeSecond DatePlaygroundLook for cluesInterrogate JosephAlright, thanks for your help.That sounds a little suspect, Joseph. - CorrectNo (yes) - CorrectOnly if you did something wrong.Thank you for your time, citizen.Try to calm River down.Move to another part of the parkThe FieldMat and Carmensita.Check out those squirrels.The drinking fountain.The log.The tree - LikeLook for clues. Find Arnold's leg.Interrogate RiverGood Cop - LikeBad Cop - DislikeThe WoodsLook for cluesInterrogate RobertBe good copBe a bad cop - CorrectGo deeper into the woodsYes - CorrectNoThe DinerGrimy Brunch - LikeCarbo-load - NeutralTreat yourself - LoveI liedBougie Brunch - NeutralThird DateOutsideI got it. - NeutralDon't you dare - LikeSuch a gentleman. - LoveBut what if there's a problemThere won't be. - LikeYou've trained for this. - NeutralReception is the least of our worries. - DislikeCraig immediately begins taking his clothes offLook at Craig's butt - LoveDon't Look at Craig's butt - NeutralAre you coming or what?You got it, chief - NeutralLet's put on a show - LikeWho needs pants anyway - NeutralYou've awakened the beastSquirt water at him with your hands - NeutralHammerfist - LikeDunk him - LoveNot so scary now, huh?I'll race you to the top - CorrectI've had enough excitement for todayWanna go again?You know it. - CorrectI'm pretty tiredGot one more in you?I live for danger - CorrectI'm ready to throw in the towelAlright, I think that's my limit.Are you kidding? I've never felt more alive. - This will lead to an extra scenario.You're right. - Correct
(Extra: If you keep pushing the wrong answers and keep jumping, your avatar will die and you'll get an achievement: "Cannonball") These are the ones you need to select.
No, I'm here to jump.There is nothing but the waterfall.
Then you return to the first jump and you can't die again.
Give me some moral support.You can do it - NeutralI never knew a better Craig! - Like and later dislikeGo overboard with compliments. - LoveDo I, though?Hell yeah - LikeHell yeah, bro - LoveDate Responses
"That was a gold-medal performance for sure!"
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TriviaFor Craig's camping date, the creators watched the movie Brokeback Mountain for inspiration; it didn't go well as the movie affected them so much emotionally that it took two days before either of them could get back to writing.Throughout your interactions with Craig, he reveals that he and the player made their share of mischief during their college years. Including:Craig smuggled a puppy into their dorm room despite pets not being allowed. He and the player spent the semester making up stories about a mysterious third roommate named Carl and his cough that sounded like a dog's bark.The player steals a new fish from a fish tank at a party after Craig's fish died.Craig backflipping off of a roof and into a pool while shotgunning a beer.Craig and the player escaped a party after the police showed up, but ran into them in the parking lot. For half an hour, Craig pretended to be interested in joining the police academy.Craig is a great cook. He also has his fitness smoothie recipe, which to the player's surprise is delicious.Craig's college nickname was "Keg-Stand Craig".
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