Rober "Bad Dad" Small:
Likes:
Cool knivesWaking up at 3 pmHunting cryptids
Dislikes:
Small talkWhen moviegoers don't stay for the creditsEmotional intimacy profile
when the internet gains sentience and decides to destroy us all you know is it'll use this information against us, right
On a Friday Night, you are most likely to...
make a deal in an alleyway. Have it go badly. Who's the cop? Was it Giacomo? I trusted Giacomo
If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?
gun
What are your turn-ons?
don't talk to me
What did you want to be when you grew up?
grifter
What's your favorite movie genre?
Italian neo-realism
What's your ideal date?
grave robbing
What do you never leave home without?
at least four knives
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
you ever really look into a rabid animal's eyes
Joseph date confrontation
???: Avatar.
That doesn't sound like Joseph. I turn around to find...
Avatar: Robert. Hey.
What's he doing here?
Robert: So. How's Joseph?
Robert comes off as cold immediately. I get the feeling he's not happy I'm here.
And what's with that look? He seems... very angry. Very, very angry.
Avatar: He's... going through some stuff.
Robert: Hmph.
Robert blasts through a cigarette.
Robert: So I guess he's your friend now, huh? Your pal?
Avatar: Oh, he's... Robert, you're my friend too.
Robert: And I suppose two friends just spend the night out on a private yacht together, being buds, chatting about friendship. Is that what two friends do?
His voice gets louder. What's gotten into him?
Avatar: Robert, come on. You know I'm not like that.
Robert: Avatar, you might be an idiot, but I'm not.
Avatar: What's your problem with Joseph anyway?
Robert: I don't like Joseph. I don't trust Joseph. Joseph is a bad guy and I don't want him around you.
Avatar: Robert, you committed petty larceny last week and think you're haunted by the .
Robert: It was the goddamn .
Robert pauses to calm himself down.
Robert: Joseph's not who you think he is.
