Shie Hassaikai shenanigans

Chronohaul au: where there is an age difference

BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR !!!!!!

Ok, so we got chisaki's canon age in the manga right? He's 28 years old, but it has been a while as the canon timeline went through Christmas right? So that means during the shie hassaikai raid he was 27 year old

Now we neer get Hari's canon age so i normally just headcanon him to be the same age as kai

But- BUT !!!!

For a few days now i have had this idea of hati being older than kai-
Not that much older tho maybe 3 years tops

So if they got 3 year age difference that would mean during the shie hassaikai raid kai is 27 and hari is 30 (same age as aizawa lol)

Soooo heres where my headcano comes in---

So we know kai was a pretty reckless kid? Starting fights in order to protect the clans dignity, so after he gets into a pretty big fight at 16 years old, so pops finally says "you know what imma get someone to watch over you!"

So he asks hari; whom would be 19 years old and working with the shie hassaikai part time to just keep an ete on kai (totally not cause he thought hari was disposable at the time-) but cause hari back then had some sort of attitude. He wasn't afraid to speak his mind or call people out when their on there bullshit

So hari takes the job cause well money

So he meets this bratty 16 years old kid with anger issues and is like "ok i ain't taking none of this shit" and straight up manhandles kai

Again, NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK !!!!

By that i mean straight up torments the kids at his school that calls the yakuza villains, keeps kai grounded and will pull him out of a fight by his ear if need be

Meanwhile, kai is just so confused as to why this flamboyant punk is following him around keeping him in line

They dont get along at first; kai is pain to deal with and his stubbornness challenges Hari's patients while kai is tired of being treated like second grade underling without experience (granted at the time he probably is)

But they grow as friends and eventually kai has grown on hari and he likes to tease him cause things gets under his skin easily and kai might have developed an itty bitty crush on hari

I want to write some one shots about it but I'm too damn lazy ;-;