Dsmp GC but it's fucking crazy.

Dsmp GC Part 34// why the fuck is the house on fire.

((Don't understand how y'all deal with my shit.))
Loners gc
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1AM

Sappy: quick, someone wikihow on how to murder someone, preferably a best friend.

Dream: ..what did George do this time.

Grog: FUCK YOU.

Sappy: TRY ME BITCH

Grog has changed their name to Poison

Poison: CMERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Sappy has changed their name to Arson

Arson: IM GONNA BURN YOU ALIVEE

Poison: TRY ME, AND ILL GIVE YOU MUSHROOM POISONING MOTHER FUCKER.

Arson: CMON THEN PUSSY

Dream: Guys-

Arson: OHHH GEORGGEE

Poison: OH SAPNAPPPP

Dream: ffs.

Techno: What's goin on?

Dream: Not now.

Poison: OH PANDASS!! CMERE BRAT, I WANA SCALP YOU

Arson: STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING HAIR OR UR GARDEN GETS IT

Poison: BACK OFF THE FCUKING TULIPS ASSHAT

Techno: oh..

Dream: Tech, please get them to stop.

Techno: What the hell am I supposed to do?

Arson: GEORGE STOP FUCKING MOVINGG

Poison: UR ABOUT TO STAB ME, AT LEAST LET ME FUCKIN DEFEND MYSELF

Techno: uhhhhh

Dream: TECHNO

Poison: NAH CMERE SAPNAP AND GIMMIE THAT TAIL

Arson: BACK OFF YOU OVERGROWN ROACHHH

Poison: NAH SINCE YOU WANNA BURN ME ALIVE IM GONNA RIP YOUR TAIL OFF

Arson: YIU WOULDNT IF I HAPPENED TO BURN YOUR TULIPS

Poison: STAY AWAY FROM GEORGE JUNIOR!!!!!

Arson: HOW BOUT YOU MAKE ME PUSSYY.

Techno: ALRIGHT ENOUGH! QUIT IT!!

Arson: ..

Poison: .

Techno: Thank you, now the both of you come over to mine so we can talk it out.

Arson: fineeee

Poison: whatever.

Techno: Good, now drop the knives and lighters.

Poison: ..fuck you.

Arson: UR NO FUN

Techno: I don't care, now change your names back and come over.

Arson has changed their name to Sap

Sap: whatever.

Poison has changed their name to gnf

gnf: borning but fine.

Techno: great, see ya then.

gnf and Sap have gone offline

Dream: thx tech <3

Techno: eh, it's no problem, now go to bed dream.

Dream: NIGHTtt!!

Dream has gone offline
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Technoblade Pov—

I sigh heavily as I stand with my arms crossed, in front of sapnap and George. They were both at each other's necks before this, so I wanted to have them talk it out.

Sapnap huffs and pouts, while George just keeps glaring in my direction.

I finally speak up, "Now, how did this start, sapnap go first."

Sapnap nods and says, "Well, George had taken my bandanas without telling me, knowing damn well I hate when he does that!"

He continues, "He fuckin threw them out my window, and now their dirty."

Sapnap finishes his rant and pouts again, while George scowls and starts talking.

"Actually, Sapnap had eaten the last of my favorite snacks and refused to fess up! So I took his favorite bandanas and threw them out, they were smelly anyways," George says glaring at sapnap.

Sapnaps tail flicks in anger, while I stare at them with a straight face.

"Well, I've come to a conclusion to this problem," I say catching their attention.

Sapnap tilts his head in confusion, while george just looks at me with a confused face, I laugh and then say.

"You both need a nap, you're cranky," Sapnap glares at me.

Immediately George yawns at the sound of a nap, it was quite late anyways. Sapnap glares at me and says, "I'm not even tired."

I knew it was a lie because of the clear eye bags on his face, and the fact that his ears were drooping.

I roll my eyes and stand up, resulting in George yawning once more.

I pick up George, and gently place him into my hip. Being a piglin makes picking people up easier, so I just pick sapnap up as well.

Sapnap just continues to frown, not wanting to sleep at all. While George is almost fully asleep on me, his eyes drooping whilst I walk to my room.

George looks to Sapnap and mumbles, "A nap sounds great, to be fair."

Sapnap glares at him and says, "Of corse you would like a nap, fucking old man."

George flips Sapnap off at the snarky comment, and lays his head onto my shoulder. Once I make it to my room, I place them both gently on my bed.

George immediately flops back into the covers, while sapnap stays glaring at me.

I sigh, "listen sapnap, i will set a 30 minute timer, and if you're not asleep by then, you can stay up."

Sapnap grins wildly at me, "Oh please, that's so easy!"

I roll my eyes and lay down in between them, not even 15 minutes later sapnaps fast asleep, and George barely lasted 5 minutes being awake.

Sapnap snores soundly, while George just sleeps quietly and calmly. I shake my head and bring them closer, closing my eyes and falling asleep too.