Dsmp GC Part 49// Broski

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Dsmp but queer
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5:30AM

Boomski: Yooooo rantitty

Ran: ..what.

Boomski: Uhhh if you're part ENDER and part Ghast then... how did yur parents have sex?

Ran: 😧

Tomski: HA HAAAA

Tub: STOP BREAKING MY HUSBANNNDD

Boomski: NAH BROSKI ANSWER MY QUESTION.

Ran: ...HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tub: JELP HES SCREAMING

Boomski: Jelp ☝️

Dre: Can y'all stfu

Boomski: YO DRESKI

Dre: ..what boomer.

Boomski: Drebro, who's ur mama?

Dre: .

Dre has gone offline

Tomski: HEHEHEHE

Sappy: Oh 😨

Jslut: these kids are crazy asf..

Jslut: WHO TF CHANGED MY NAME

Wilby: HEHEHE >:)

Jslut: if anything you're the slut Wilbur.

Wilby: .. ouch.

Quack: I heard the word slut??

Wilby: 😭

Gogy: ew people.

Karl: ew a twink.

Gogy: Karl I'm fr about to come over and kill you.

Karl: Do it PUSSY.

Phil: why are we all up right now?

Punz: OMG I HEARD OUSSY??

Purp: Oussy.

Punz: PURP ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF.

Gogy: husband

Dre is online

Dre: yes my love?

Gogy: ..are you....texting me from the shower.

Dre: yeah so?

Gogy: I hate you.

Tomski: Speaking of husbands, BOOMSKI?

Boomski: YESSKI???

Tomski: Shroudski?

Boomski: Sonski. 💗

Karl: Wait omg Foosh!!!

Quack: BACK OF HES MINE

Karl: OUR.

Sappy: OURRR.

Quack: nah fuck y'all

Ran: hhhhhhh

Tub: I got him to stop screaming, bu I think him actuly trying to figure out how his parents had sex... is worse.

Tomski: BOOMSKI, I love you.

Boomski: TOMSKI, I love you too!!

Tub: helsp my husbands scared 😭

Boomski: ONG I DIDNT ASKSKI.

Tomski: REALSKI.

Tub: STOPPP

Techno: CAN YALL GO THE FUCK TO BEDDD, IM TRYING TO HIBERNATTEE AND THIS SHIT IS KEEPING ME UP. GET YOUR ASSES TO SLEEP BEFORE I ASK CHAT TO TAKE OVER, AND GIVE ME IDEAS OF HOW I WANNA KILL YOU. STOP TALKING AND GO THE FUCK TO BED. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FUCKING SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. YOU FREAKS.

Sappy: Yoo do crabs think fish are flying? Like birbs??

Sappy: .

Sappy: sorry, wrong timing??

Techno: ..bro.

Sappy: Anyways techie, do you think crabs think fish are flying?

Techno: .. maybe? Okay maybe they think fish are angels, or gods.

Sappy: Ooohh, I like that idea. I got another one!

Techno: ask away brother

Sappy: Is water wet?

Techno: I refuse to think it's wet, but more so.. it's a thing that MAKES things wet.

Tomski: You're actually the worst, bitchblade, you're picking favorites. Fuck you.

Techno: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET MY BROTHER SPEAK.

Techno: Continue Sapnap.

Sappy: OOH OK!! Do you think that when we dream, thoughts from when we were away just.. happens in the dream??

Techno: oh most likely, I dream about suffocating Tommy.

Tomski: 😧😭

Techno: cry harder.

Tomski: wtf.

Gogy: I hate all of you, so much.

Dre: Mwah

Gogy: Especially you.

Dre: STOP, HUBBY PLEASE.

Gogy: I stop for no one.

Sappy: TECHIE I GOT ANOTHER!!

Techno: Ask away :)

Sappy: Why does round pizza, come in a square box?

Boomski: You're actually confusing the fuck outta me pls stfu.

Purp: Ik I'm an alien.. but this shit confuses me too.

Punz: Thank god now I know how to kill you.

Purp: GASP.

Techno: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS.

Techno: Anyways, I think it comes like that because it's easier to carry, or maybe to not confuse someone. It's just easier!

Sappy: love that answer!!

Sappy: okay one more!! :))

Techno: I'm all ears! :)

Sappy: Can you cry underwater??

Techno: Lovely question, you can but I think it just merges with the water after a bit.

Sappy: Ah, Thanks for the answers!! <3

Techno: You're very welcome, loved the questions. <3

Wilby: I actually hate you, You favorite picking CUNT.

Techno: STFU.

Wilby: I WILL NO BE SILENCEDDD.

Dre: Why do y'all hate me.

Tomski: OI, STOP PICKIN FAVORITES BITCH.

Techno: IM NOTTT

Philza: Liar.

Techno: STAY OUT OF THIS PHIL.

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