Chapter 3 - A 'Normal' Dream

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So.
.
Safe to say I made the great Itoshi Sae laugh his ass off
.
.
.
Because now I'm banned on Twitter.com

BUT the hospital hasn't been bombed yet so I guess that's a win.

Im going to miss Twitter. Free footage of social suicide and weekly cheating allegations were all I looked forward too now that the boys were gone. This is so sad.

I have to find a new domain and fast. Instagram? No, I already have one and it's used to hold sexy and scrumptious memes I found. And the occasional half in-half out selfies I take because, like my memes, im sexy and scrumdiddlyumptious.

(Yes, that's a real word, yes, I was surprised too)

As I was scanning and processing my next platform to dominate with my great presence, a notification was sent to my phone.

Shiro👁👄👁 added you to the conversation

Before I could even tap the screen, not even a second later, messages started popping up faster than I could process. The only one I could identify was Shiro's number and the rest were god knows who.
I opened the group chat, that was apparently called "Blue Lock Prizon". Oddly tame name if you ask me.

What I didn't expect, was the shear amount of people IN the said GC.

10 people?! NAGI SEISHIRO PULLED BITCHES?

—————————————————————
Blue Lock Prison
Shiro👁👄👁, Reo👁👅👁, and 9 others
————

EYYYYYY SHIRO
GOT BITCHES?

xxx-xxx-xxxx
WHO

xxx-xxx-xxxx
there's more?

xxx-xxx-xxxx
please let them be
normal- nvm

Shiro👁👄👁
she's (Y/N) and
she's not normal

xxx-xxx-xxxx, xxx-xxx-xxxx, and 3 others are typing

xxx-xxx-xxxx
GIRL

xxx-xxx-xxxx
SHE??

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Oh sweet

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Nagi Why the fuck
did you put a bitch
in here?!!

There's no way your
depressed ass is getting
laid!

xxx-xxx-xxxx
DAMN 🤭

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Guys, be nice please.
She literally just got here
and we don't even know
her.

Nah it's ight,
I'll wait

Shiro👁👄👁
I'll wait with you

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Gross.

xxx-xxx-xxxx
If you're single just
say that

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Niko shut the FUCK
up before I cut those
bangs

xxx-xxx-xxxx
With what, your teeth?
Fucking shark head
ass

xxx-xxx-xxxx
Language. Both of
you

𝕊𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ; Blue LockWhere stories live. Discover now