The psycho in me (Yoonmin) *Completed*

JimOween prep

Jimin's pov

"Hmm, hmm, hmm". I was humming and putting the finishing touches on the house. "There we go". I smiled and spun around the living room. "My candy is ready and I'm not". I pouted. I saw Cheddar and Holly immediately jump on the couch after I just finished decorating it. "Why are my children so fucking bad?". I huffed. As a good but questionable mother that I am, I dressed my children up.

I dressed Cheddar as a cracker and Holly is a berry. "My brain is immaculate". I kissed my fingers and tapped my head. "Now stay right here so I can get myself ready". I pat them on their heads and ran upstairs before Yoongi comes home. This Halloween I want to do shit on my own without my overprotective, obsessive and possessive husband trying to stop me. Luckily, thanks to Minseok's makeup tutorials, I was done in a flash.

"Oh... My... God". I gasped. "I look SO fucking good!". I squealed. "Halloween who? I don't that bitch!". I laughed and my phone vibrates. It was Hoseok telling me that Yoongi just left from the hospital he was selling from. "Shit". I sent Hoseok a quick thank you and ran back downstairs. "Listen, your father is coming and I can't be here". I told my children. "Protect the house while mama is away ok?". I said and I think they understand me.

"Great!". I scratch their heads, grabbed my weapon bag and left the house. I looked back at my house and shook my head. "I decorated and left my lights on just to not give out the candy I bought... I'm a whole heathen for that". I giggled and ran off. 

"Oh?". I shivered in delight as I walked down the empty street. "Spooky". I said and heard footsteps behind me. I wanted to turn my head to the person but I fucking love the thrill I'm feeling right now. I kept up my slow pace and listened to the footsteps, something I learned from my dad. 'Male... Clearly, dress shoes... Weirdo'. I rolled my eyes and looked at the man's shadow. He was obviously taller than me and he had on a long coat.

'Oh! He's that new killer the cops didn't catch!'. I was squealing on the inside cause I always wanted to get my hands on this motherfucker for trying to take our spot. 'He's clearly gonna die and I'm not sorry for that'. I pick up my pace and so does he. 'Oh'. I shivered. 'God, I wanna fuck on his dead body SO bad!'. I was lightly touching myself while thinking about what to do to this man.

It wasn't til I heard his footsteps turn into a power walk is when I came back to reality. 'Man... Can't he tell how horny I am?'. I clicked my tongue and started skipping instead of running. I heard the man stop before he started to run after me. I giggled and skipped faster. "Catch me Mr. Murderer! Catch me!". I ran down the street and he stupidly ran after me. "Hehe!". I let out a little giggle again.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". I let out a loud laugh and heard kids scream. "Wow... That felt really good to hear". I said and the man kept chasing me. "Idiot". I whispered. I purposely slowed down and when the man thought he caught me, I stabbed him in the neck with a needle. The man shoved me away me and tried to run but he couldn't move. He collapsed on the ground and I went up to him. I tilted my head at him and smile. "Wanna play?".

"If only I could sing Michael Myers theme right now". I sighed as I watch the man struggle to break free from the table. "Yeah... That's not gonna work". I told him. "Wanna know why?". I said and rubbed his arm. "Cause I'm Jimin". I said and he stopped moving. "There we go". I chuckled and my phone rings. "Hmm?". I looked at the caller ID and it was Yoongi. "Hello Yoonie!". I said. "Where the fuck are you Jimin?". I laughed and bit my lip.

"Come find me daddy".