❄️ Christmas lovin' ❄️

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Jimin's pov

Jimin's pov

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"Annnnndddd done!". I tied a Christmas ribbon ony gift and smiled. "Eek! She's so pretty!". I squealed. "I knew she would look better with shorter legs, thank goodness for that college drop out". I touched her legs and giggled. "Now!". I clapped my hands. "Milk and cookies, check and its not my milk". I giggled. "Christmas decorations, check". I said. "Christmas goodies".



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"Check". I licked my lips. "Now where the fuck is Yoongi?". I tapped my finger on the wall. Either Yoongi or Sinyoung was answering my calls and my being the brat that I was, I hate being ignored. "I swear to God, if they went on killing spree without me, I'm cutting off their dicks and swapping them". I huffed. "Yoongi is gonna need Viagra to fuck me". I started choking at my own joke. "God, I'm so fucking funny".




I looked at the clock and saw that it was only five in the evening. "He'll be here". I said, convincing myself. "I'll just take a quick nap". I hid Yoongi's present and went to sleep on the table. I have no idea what time it was but the sound of everything breaking and running woke me up. "What the hell?". I got off the table and rubbed my eyes. I turned to the clock and it was only eleven at night.




"I get to kill!". I grabbed my knife and panted at the door, waiting for the person to come in. I heard someone fall and laughed. "Jimin!". Yoongi kicks the door open and I saw gifts on the ground. "Did I make it!?! What time is it!?! Merry Christmas baby! Was I on time to say it!?!". Yoongi asked like fifty questions and I scratched my head. "Yoongi". I pointed to the clock. "I can't read, my anxiety". Yoongi says.




"It's only eleven...". "Eleven what!?! Seconds to midnight!?! But I said it on time so I'm not a failure of a man! Hahahaha!". Yoongi starts laughing like the psycho he was. "Where were you?". I asked and Yoongi went quiet. "I got you so many gifts baby". Yoongi says. "I also got some things for our children, like the good dad that I am". Yoongi said. "Yoongi". I hissed. "Where. Were. You?". I crossed my arms.




Yoongi wipes the sweat from his face and smiled at me. "Don't get mad". Yoongi says. "I was already mad when you didn't answer me". I told me. "Fuck". Yoongi rubs his neck. "I... Umm... Was in Japan". Yoongi said. "You're kidding?". I said and Yoongi shook his head. 'Damn Sinyoung... Japan? Really?'. I shook my head. "I would have been here sooner but I had a accident". Yoongi says and my heart dropped.




"Wh-what? Ar-are you ok?". I ran over to him to see if he was ok. I was shaking up a storm and Yoongi grabs my hands. "I'm ok". Yoongi said. "Do-don't lie to me!". I yelled. "I tried to call you but you didn't answer! Then I tried calling Sinyoung but he didn't answer either!". I shouted and I suddenly remembered the time Yoongi got into a accident and I started to panic. "Hey, hey". Yoongi kissed my hands.




"Calm down love, I'm right here". Yoongi says and kissed my forehead. "I'm not hurt, I promise you". Yoongi says. "Sinyoung isn't hurt either". Yoongi said. "I'm sorry for scaring you". Yoongi kissed my nose. "You're... Rea-really ok?". I asked, trying to calm myself down. "Yes". Yoongi grins. "I'll kill you if you EVER do that again, you hear me!?!". I yelled. "You're yelling... So I hear you". Yoongi chuckled.





"Get off me". I shoved him away. "You're... Damn". Yoongi looks me up and down. "Why didn't you tell me you were wearing that?". Yoongi bit his lips and I giggled. "You like?". I did a spin. "Daddy likes indeed". Yoongi nods. "So... Are you my present?". Yoongi shivers. "Pfft, no". I replied. "I just need to look good". I told him. "But... I still get sex right?". Yoongi asked. "Wanna see your present?". I asked. "Hell yeah!". Yoongi jumps on the table and rubs his hands.




"I prefer ass first". Yoongi said. "Really? Ok". I shrugged and got Yoongi's present and put it it his hands, in the way he asked... Ass first. "The fuck is this?". Yoongi says. "Your gift!". I beamed. Yoongi was clearly angry but he stilled opened his gift. "Wh-what?". Yoongi blinks. "Ta-da!". I exclaimed. "You got me a human sex doll?". Yoongi raised a brow. "I am your human sex doll, don't play with me". I scoffed.




"This is a human in a human". I told him. "A what?". Yoongi says. "It's a human I built with other human body parts". I said. "Oh Jimin... You shouldn't have!". Yoongi hugged the body with a big grin on his face. "Baby, I love it, thank you". Yoongi says. "You're welcome". I laughed and started picking up my gifts and putting them in my Santa sack. "Wait, wait, wait... Where are you going?". Yoongi asked. "What about my Christmas sex?". Yoongi says.





"Aww". I touched my check and gave him sad eyes. "Aww". I put the sack over my shoulder. "Merry Christmas daddy". I blew him a kiss and walked out laughed. "Jimin! JIMIN!". Yoongi screams.






"Man, fuck you".

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