The psycho in me (Yoonmin) *Completed*

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(Happy fourth of July, my darlings! 😘)

"Fuckin heavy ass!". I tossed Hoseok on the ground and collapsed next to him. "My poor beautiful arms and back". I sniffed. "You are truly a great friend Jimin". Hoseok smiled. "There wasn't anything wrong with you!". I yelled. "You flew a plane! Correctly!". Hoseok shouts. "Hey, you doubted me". I shrugged.

"Daddy taught me". I beamed. "Which one?". Hoseok asked. "Ha!". I threw my head back. "I fucking hate you". Hoseok says getting off the ground. "Bitch, you fucking LOVE me". I say getting up from the ground. "Now I need to go home to my daddy". I said. "I'm sure he misses me". I pouted. "Or he's looking for you... Like he should". Hoseok scoffs.

"That won't be...". We heard something crash through the window and saw Minseok. "Did he just break through the window?". I asked and Minseok tackles Hoseok back on the ground. I saw Minseok kiss all over him and I giggled. "I missed you so much!". Minseok started crying. "Are you sure you're ok? Like no bruises? Did someone hit you!?!".

Hoseok just laughed and kissed Minseok. "I'm fine". Hoseok grins. "You had me so worried". Minseok hiccups and Hoseok hugs him. "I'm so sorry love". Hoseok said. "Cute". I say. "Bye!". I went to walk away but Minseok grabs my ear. "Ow!". I yelped. "Where the hell do you think you're going?". Minseok growls.

"Unless y'all about to gang bang me, you need to let me go". I said. "Ew!". Minseok gags. "You sick fuck!". Minseok yelled. "I need a sick fucking right about now". I giggled and got slapped by Minseok. "You're my friend and all but don't hit me". I said. "Bitch". Minseok grabs my ear and Hoseok's hand and drags us inside.

Minseok forced us to sit down and and just stares at us with his hands on his hips. "Well?". Minseok says. "Where have you been?". Minseok asked. "Him or me?". I ask and Minseok hissed at me. "Trick question... We were at the same place". I said. "And where was that?". Minseok ask and I sighed. "Taehyung's hospital".

Minseok's eyes widened when I said that. "What did he want with my Hobi!?!". Minseok shouts. "Guess I'm no longer important". I pouted. "He was using me to get Jimin". Hoseok said. "I heard him say that over the phone, but he didn't abuse me or anything... He just kept apologizing". Hoseok says. "He did?". Minseok gasped.

"Least he apologized to someone". I mummer to myself. "What?". Hoseok says. "Nothing". I got from the couch. "I really should go". I told them. "Hopefully Yoongi is still home and not walking in anger". I said. "Not with that house arrest bracelet on his ankle". Minseok smiles. "A what?". I look at him. "It was Jin's idea". Minseok says.

"Wait...". I start panting. "He's going to be SO angry". I said. "You already said that". Hoseok says. "H-he can treat me like garbage". I start touching my body. "Ge-get out". Minseok points to the door. "Ok, but remember to visit me in the hospital when Yoongi breaks all my shit!". I blew them a kiss and ran out. "He's damage". Hoseok said.

"So damn damaged".