Hoevana's life - documentary

Learning.

at the age of 109, Hoevana decided to go to school. her parents were still alive. they were 69 years young.

Hoevana wanted to die. she didn't like the kids bullying her at school because of her big booty. she cut with a tissue every night before bed. She lost too much blood and fatted. she became 5000kg but she was too skinny. but her booty never grew. no matter how big or small she got. Hoevana is sad now. depressed. so she gets maccas. eats Bobshmicka's poop.

Bobshmicka's saw Hoevana everyday at school. he had a huge crush on her.

~BOBSHMICKA'S POV~
I have officially fallen in love with Hoevana Hoebana. She's just so pretty. I'm thinking of asking her out...
but I don't know.
as if she'd ever go out with a freak like me.
I get bullied too much.
no one likes me.
maybe the world will be better without me.
hoevanas booty is just so good and juicy though.
I don't know how I'm going to get through this...

~HOEVANA'S POV~
I think I'm falling in love with this boy.
his eyes are dreamy.
his hair is perfect.
he is just perfect.
ugh.
I want to have him as my boyfriend so that he can eat my booty everyday.
mmmmmmmmm..
~NARRATOR'S POV (BISH)~
Bobshmicka lied in bed for a week before finally working up the courage to ask Hoevana out.
{day of ask out}
Bobshmicka: hey H-Hoevana *smiles*
Hoevana: hey Bob! how's it going ?!
Bobshmicka: hey I wanted to ask you something..
Hoevana: yea sure what's up?!
Bobshmicka: I just wanted to know i-if.....
Hoevana: ......
Bobshmicka: if you'd like to go to.... maccas with me tomorrow?
Hoevana: .........
*Hoevana turns green*
Hoevana: BLAURGHHH *vomits*
Hoevana: SORRY GOT TO GO ILL TEXT YOU BYE.

Bobshmicka was gobblesmacked.
he thought Hoevana liked him.
he's lying on his bed when he gets a text.

Hoevana: hey Bob, sorry about the thing at school. I was so scared to say yes because I like you. you're perfect. I love your eyes, your hair, your everything. of course I'll go to maccas with you tomorrow! 😍❤️
Bobshmicka: yay thanks HV 💘 I've liked to for a while as well! 😊 I'm glad you finally said yes 💓 see you tomorrow! and remember it's at the Hongkonggummygumdrops Maccas at 6:30pm.
Hoevana: okay see you then! bye 💕
Bobshmicka: bye cutie ✨❤️

.....and so the date was set.
they were going on their first date.

|| WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WILL THEY START DATING OR WILL HOEVANA STORM OUT STAY TUNED FOR MORE 🎈 ||