Hoevana's life - documentary

Secuial Times..

{MATURE SCENES}
it was the day of the date. Hoevana didn't know which costume to wear. tossing between the clown, narwhal and banana costumes, she picks the banana.

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Hoevana arrives at Maccas that day to see Bobshmicka standing right in front of her, wearing the clown costume she was going to wear. lucky she didn't...
| BOBSHMICKA'S POV |
I see Hoevana arrive in her beautiful bike with wheels made from old scraps including pieces of vomit and little corns from her poop. she looks stunning in her banana costume! we say hi and I wrap my arm around her waist. she tingles, or tinkles, not really sure. we ordered our poop and started to eat it. "so how's it going Hoevana? how are you feeling today?" I say confidently. "I'm okay. I'm feeling really flirty today..." she says with a grin. I look up at her, her eyes staring into mine. Suddenly, my lips touch hers. her banana costume is off, and my clown costume is aswell. I blink and we both have our costumes back on. I must be seeing things, I murmur. i pull away as I can't breathe anymore. I tell her to meet me in the car while I pay for the meal. she replays with an "okay" and heads off.

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we're in the back seat of my car, making out. she pulls away and starts taking off her clothes, so do I. "what are we doing", I mutter underneath my breath. she somehow hears and says "first time."

in a split second, we're fully naked, I'm the back seat of my car, sitting down, doing nothing but kissing. I thought we had a thing, a stronger thing.. until Hoevana jumps on me.
I tell her to put her clothes back on so that I can take her home, but she refuses. so I tell her that I'm taking her home right now. I start driving, not realising that I'm fully naked.

| HOEVANAS POV |
we arrive at my house, still completely naked. I didn't know this was going to happen so soon. he hops out of the car with a blanket wrapped around his body. we make it inside without anyone seeing. I turn on the TV and sit on the couch, my body revealing. He sits down next to me. we cuddle until I decide to fall asleep. while I was asleep, not knowing, he did things to me. I woke up with him on me, doing it, so I joined in. and the rest is history....

>>>>> NEXT DAY <<<<<

I wake up to hear the birds chirping and Bobshmicka's thing still in me. I wake him up and kisses me, still not knowing his thing is in mine. hmmmmm.. "it was an awkward but amazing situation yesterday. I love you so much honey", in which he replies to "sweetie, I'll always choose you, always", and kisses me passionately. he then puts his clothes on, I slip mine on too. I wince in pain, not knowing what's happening, I suddenly vomit all over him. "honey, please go to the store and get me a pregnancy test, RIGHT NOW!!!!"

|| AHAHAHAHA OKAY.
plot twist?
what will happen?
will Hoevana be pregnant?
tune in next time to see... ||