Hoevana's life - documentary

birthing instructions

{I'm just going to let you know that this might be one of the last chapters of Hoevana. mainly because I think Jovana hates me. so yea. }

[MATURE SCENES]

|HOEVANA'S POV |
my boyfriend rushed to the store. he was back in around 5 minutes, with a pregnancy tester. I suddenly had the urge to pee so I took out the stick and started to pee.
I wait and see.
the tests come out..... POSITIVE!!
I'm pregnant!!
I kept it a secret for a few minutes until we started kissing and getting undressed again.
we were doing it then I whispered 'I'm pregnant' in his ear.
he gasped in shock, while I stoop there in fear.
there he is, naked right in front of me. he suddenly drops down. on one knee. looks up at me, and says, "Honey, I love you so much. please be mine forever. I won't choose anyone but you. I'll always choose you, always... please. will you marry me?"
I jump up and down nodding 'yes' and we hug.
somehow, in that hug, his ding-a-long gets stuck in my thing. he tries to remove it but fail. we tried everything, butter, oil, etc. but nothing worked. it hurt.
we called 000 and asked for the ambulance. "hello this is the ambulance department, what's the emergency?" "hi, my boyf-fiancée and I were hugging naked and yea, we got stuck. please come as soon as possible, it hurts...." "sure, the paramedics are on their way. hang tight." "okay thank you"

The ambulance arrives and helps us get out. it took us 20 minutes, but we were finally out. thank goodness.

I call the doctor to schedule an appointment for an ultrasound. "tomorrow at ..." "10am" "okay thank you. see you then!"

>>>>> TOMORROW AT 9:30AM <<<<<
We are about to leave for the ultrasound. I want to have twins. how cute would it be !
We are in the car now. almost there.
We've arrived at the doctor place. I'm waiting to hear my name called.
I grab a magazine and read it. not long after I hear "Hoevana?" so we stand up and make our way to her.

I see the ultrasound. "ummm.. Hoevana.? you don't have a normal birth.. you're having 4,001 children!?"
our mouths are wide open. we can't think.
I kiss my fiancée on the lips.
"well I guess I'll just have to accept it" I say, and in reply he says, "now to figure out the names..."
we giggle and say bye to the doctor.
I guess it's time to start a family.. a big one."

|| hope you enjoyed it. bye. ||