Spider man:what
Scorpia:sing of us all at the bar with no name for all the villains or else
Spider man:or else what
Scorpia:Well wreak the city
Spider man:augh....Fine
Scorpia:well see you at 9 handsome
Then scorpia then jumped away
Peter:oh great
At his apartment
Peter was making notes
Then
Deadpool kicked the door open
Deadpool:Dude we are raising through the roof
Spider man:uh huh
Deadpool:What's going on
Spider man:a little problem
Deadpool:What
Spider man:the villains want a song
Deadpool:did they pay
Spider man:there gonna destroy the city
Deadpool:no way bro
Spider man:Dude you can steal from them
Deadpool:yes your right
Then at a villains bar
Deadpool:let me do the talking
Deadpool knocked
Bouncer:no heroes
Deadpool:listen I can break you in half in a snap so let us in or else
Then security system turned in and several lazer blaster came out
Spider man:I'm here to perform
Bouncer:oh why didn't you saw so
The lazer deactivated and the door opened
Bouncer:Right this way sorry to keep you waiting
Spider man came in with his instrument
Deadpool:I could have said that
Spider man:should we have brought domino and psylocke
Deadpool:nah
The duo headed to the backstage and began unloading
Deadpool:you know what to play
Spider man opened his book
Spider man:this one
Spider man peaked over the curtain and saw several villains
From top to low
Spider man:moonstone....rhino....bear...scorpion....claw...where the hell do these guy come from
Deadpool:ok I'll just keep this here
Deadpool grabbed a tip dufflebag
Spider man:ok then
Then it was announced
"Ladies and gentlemen please take a seat and hide your weapons for spider man the spider who can sing
Then the curtain pulled aside and spider man was greeted with an ocean of villians staring
Spider man:h...hi how you doing
No one said a world
Spider man:ok then
Scorpia:sing or we will wreak it
