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i'm bored, so here, join me as i descend into madness :P
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#belphegor
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#diavolo
#incorrectquotes
#leviathan
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#thirteen
by bamboo_baby
Solomon, explaining why he's not allowed to enter the kitchen: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high.
Solomon: Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana, and I almost burnt the whole house down.
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