MC: So, Mammon, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Mammon: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
MC: Okay, what are we having?
Mammon: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
MC: ... A whole potato?
Mammon: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
MC: These just look like big slabs of black.
Mammon: Because that's what they are!
Mammon: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.
MC: Just chocolate chips?
Mammon: Yep!
Mammon: And then for drinks, we have toast!
MC: ...
Mammon: Bon appetite!
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