"What's up bitchachos" I yell kicking in the door to wade and matts house, dragging an unconscious Peter in by his foot behind me
"What the hell happened to him" Matt said as as threw Peter at him
"He kept taking" I say simply
"You want a burrito" wade asks
"Hell yeah" I say jumping up and grabbing the burrito out of his hand
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"I can say things that will haunt you" wade says looking directly at Peter
"Sure man" Peter says staring back while I just look between the two
"An octopus is basically just a wet spider" wade says while Peter blanches
"What" Peter squeaks
"So does that mean if Peter is wet we can call him octopus man" I ask with a wide grin on my face
"Yeah can we" venom says coming out my shoulder
"NO" Peter yells
"YES" Wade yells
Me and venom just look at each other and grin maniacally
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"I want to be a caterpillar" I say randomly staring at the ceiling
"Why" Matt says perplexed
"Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful" I say listing things on my fingers
"They also have like a lifespan of two weeks" venom says thoughtfully
"Oh true" I say
"ALEX NO" Matt yells at me
"ALEX YES" I yell back
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"Peter can you hand me the people opener" I say holding my hand out
"What" Matt says alarmed
"Sure" Peter says handing my my knife
"Did you call your knife a people opener" matt says
"Should I not have" I ask and watch as matt sighs
"I give up" he mutters to himself
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"What if people had food names and food had people names" I say staring intently at the wall
"Hey spaghetti we're having Peter for dinner" wade says walking to the kitchen
"What is wrong with you guys" Matt asks shaking his head
"Shut up chocolate" Peter replies
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Venom x Avengers (wrong number)
FanfictionWhen a very energetic girl with a parasite texts the wrong number
