Total Drama Mix

We're Back Here Again, Great!

JailCell Scene

A camera shows Chef and a guard walking down a hallway withjail cells on one side. In one cell there is a man with a hook and another mankissing through the bars.

Prisoner with the hook: I'm innocent I tell you innocent.

Chris (in a cell off-screen): The crusty cockroaches have abig lead over the soiled steakboms...

Prisoner: Cram it, Mclean.

Chris (now in a cell onscreen, looking down at the floorgrinning): Ohh Lightning slips past Duncan the heat is on. Yeah, look at that.That's what I'm talking about. (sees Chef who is now in front of the cell). Well,well well look who finally came to visit after a whole year.

Chef: Come on you've finished your sentence for dunkingtoxic waste.

Chris: Whatever, think I'll stay right here, got everythingI need including (picking up a cashew with a face and hat on it) Chef 2.0. Imade him from a cashew.

Through the letter box into the cell, Chef pushes through anenvelope and Chris picks it up.

Chris: What's this?

Chef: Your contract. The producers have permitted anotherseason. So, you in?

Chris: It is on.

--End of scene—

DockScene

The camera switches to Camp Wawanakwa where Chris is standingin the middle.

Chris: Welcome back folks. So, after my yearlong involuntaryvacation. I really need to be in a familiar environment. Surrounded by the peopleI love...to hurt, haha. It's a condition of my parole, except for the hurt partthat's all Mclean. (Chris starts to walk to the side of the dock (where thecatapult of shame was) where a robot is) So, I'm bringing back 24 pastcompetitors from the first and second generations to battle it out for 1 milliondollars. (Robot holds up opened suitcase with 1 million dollars inside). Andhere they are now.

The camera pans to just above the water where an army planeflies over, and the door opens up. As each of the contestants' names are called,they jump/are pushed out of the plane by Chef.

Chris: Please welcome from revenge of the island: MultipleMike aka Chester Svetlana Vito and Manitoba, Mike's crush turns powerhouseZoey, bubble boy brainiac Cameron, athletic non-supporter Lightning, bossybruiser Jo who dominated until her underling turned on her, challenge throwingdirt farmer Scott, aspiring fashion designer cadet soldier Brick, tan and hairspray obsessed Anne Maria and nature-loving aura reading Dawn. And from our originalcast: cranky goody goody CIT Courtney, Courtney's bestie turns boyfriend stealerGwen, Bruty bad boy Duncan, Devious Diva Heather, Loveable Lind-brain Lindsay, guitarplaying 9-obsessed Trent, insane genius Izzy, food lover optimist Owen, Vegetariansurfer chic Bridgette, Sarcastic know it all Noah, loud and proud Leshawna, geekGwen crusher Cody, party boy turn me clone Geoff, Total Drama's biggest stalkererr I mean blogger Sierra and feral freak show Ezekiel.

When Ezekiel is dropped out of the plane all the contestantslook up noticeably scared until the robot on the dock grabs Zeke in mid-air.

Chris: ha ha kidding no way is that guy coming back again.

The robot shoots Zeke off into the distance.

Chris: (sighs happily) it's great to be back.

--End of Scene—

BeachScene

All the contestants have swum to shore and are washed up allover the beach. Chris, the robot, and Chef enter from the corner.