A book for TDNG

The Legends cast attempting to celebrate New Year's (New Year's Special):

Warning: Everyone acts OOC (Out of Character), if you do not like it when characters act OOC, please do not read this thing, thank you! ^O^

Previously on the Legends cast celebrating holidays:

China: China gonna change the topic but isn't Jay literally right-

China turns around and see the door shut and Jay is gone

China: ... Can someone, AGAIN, explain to China, with scientific evidence on how he left without the door-

Cosmo: Because we're screaming so loud that we can't hear shit.

Megan: Guys...

Jackie: Um, do you guys hear that?

Caroline: Oh my god for one last time-

Danny: What is it, Jackie and Megan?

Megan: Why do I hear something down the hallway?

Jackie: That's what I was about to say...

Will: ... I-is that a chainsaw noise?

Vince: Yeah, I'm hearing the same things, Will.

Raven: Who the fuck brought a chainsaw?

Cosmo: I'm asking the same thing, Rave.

Raven: Don't call me that.

Caroline: Um...

Caroline: Ignoring that chainsaw noise, let's celebrate our Christmas!

Greg: Yes, everyone I would like to make a toast, Happy Holidays and Merry-

Everyone hears the door being kicked open

Will: Jay! Welcome back nice to see you again, want to join our toast-

Jay: *starts up Chainsaw*

Raven: Guys... I think we need to run!

Georgia: Agreed.

Everyone: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jackie: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-

And now, onto the present:

Georgia turns on a light as everyone panics.

Georgia: Alright uh, Jay's gonna kill us. We're all gonna fucking die.

China: Boo! China is too YOUNG for this shit! A hippie man ain't killin' China!

Cosmo: I don't think we're gonna live, honestly, 2023 is on the horizon and we're gonna fucking die.

Will: COSMO, ARE YOU INSANE?! I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY LIFE.

Ron: Maybe if y'all would shut the fuck up, we aren't gonna die.

Megan: Maybe if we all weren't arguing-

Casey: Shut up, Megan. Nobody cares.

Greg: GUYS! Can we be responsible people and calm down? I get that we're hiding, we've been here since like...2020, we've been in here for 2 years.

Michelle: Boy, is you dumb? By technicality, we've been only here for like fucking days.

Greg: Shhh! As I said, we've been here for a while. I know we've been scared out of our minds and suffering, you gotta get through this like mature people.

Jackie: Greg, I love you, but I don't want to hear it.

Greg: Fair.

Jackie: ...