Summary: Day 2 of the 30DayOTP challenge, this takes place after the events of Legends, and Wendelle's tinder date, Ron, hit it off great, and Wendelle is having a date with Ron, Wendelle invites best friend China and Megan to babysit the children at the daycare, and things get hectic with Megan's potty mouth and China's ghettoness.
Wendelle was getting ready for her first date with Ron at the daycare center, the kids were already there, she heard a harsh knock at the door. "Hm, who would knock on a door so loudly?" she asked herself while walking to the door, Wendelle opened the door to reveal "Oh hey China, nice to see you again," China smilied "Anytime boo! Of course China is already there when a boo needs help!" she told Wendelle that China is always there when anyone needs it. "Alright, China well I'll explain everything to you, first-" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK, Wendelle got scared while China was ready to throw hands, "I'll go get the door before your death hand kills someone!" Wendelle started to shout, she opened the door and she was surprised "MEGAN?!" Wendelle was surprised, and she was not pleasantly surprised, she knew Megan wasn't gonna come but Megan did. "Hey," Megan said, she wasn't happy but at least she came, "Boo," China continued "I thought you were spending the weekend with Danny, you texted China that!", Megan looked at China and Wendelle, "Oh I was," Megan started to reply "Until I found out, he already planned to hang out with The Bro Squad, today, so why not come here."
China looked at Megan, then Wendelle looked at both of them, "Alright girls, let me show you around the daycare!" Wendelle told both of them, "Okay boo! China's excited!" China replied, "Yeah no shit." Megan replied to Wendelle as well. After Wendelle showed Megan and China around and introduced the kids to them, and the girls to the kids, it was time for Wendelle to leave, "Alright kids, be good and Girls, good luck! Remember to read the list!" Wendelle opened the door and ran to her car.
"Bye!" Both Megan and China waved goodbye to Wendelle, "Alright so what the fuck do we do first?" Megan asked China "Megan! What did Wendelle say about those words?!" China shouted at Megan, "So? The kids aren't paying attention, we can swear when they're not looking or paying attention to us." Megan replied to China, Megan looked around until she saw mini Duncan about to leave, "Hey you TWAT! Get your ASS over here!" Megan started to chase Duncan around the daycare as China was reading the list. "Take Beth out to check her nose? What kind of bullshit these kids be doing?" Megan got tired of chasing that troublemaker "Ugh... I'm gonna choke that little kid." Megan finally fell on the floor, tired, and sweaty. "Boo, which kid you tired of, China gonna slap their ass," China got up from the couch, Megan replied "The Duncan one, this dude's more fucking messier than Ron and Vince combined, and if Ron could teach me the abilities on how to yeet a child, then I gladly will." China sat back down, "I was gonna slap the kid but nevermind, fuck that. Explain to China, how's your life been?" "Well," Megan started to reply "It's been going great, no annoying parents, and a boyfriend I'm happy with," Megan started to smile at China, "Now, How about you?" Megan asked China, China smiled as well, "Wellllllll-"
China was interrupted by a little child,
"Hey China! It's time for nose cleaning!" Beth told China,
China and Megan stared at each other, annoyed.
"Boo," China started to say, "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
Megan was disgusted (DISGUST D), she finally stood up and said something "These kiddlings are fucking weird... why did we decide to come here?"
China sighed "Because boo, we were bored. We didn't have plans..."
Megan fell on the floor again, "We're so stupid, this is why Danny and I aren't having kids, can we just hang out here until Wendelle comes back?"
China nodded "Aight boo, let's get this night started! What do you wanna do first?"
While the kids were doing whatever, China and Megan hung out for the rest of the day until Wendelle came back from the date with Ron.
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