Max wakes up to screaming coming from downstairs
Max: why are you screa-
Kenzie: there is blood everywhere
Max: oh shit your twelve
Kenzie: what is that suppose to mean
Max: you got your period
Kenzie: you have to be kidding me
Max: no I'm not
Kenzie: is dad gonna be mad
Max: for what it happens to all girls
Kenzie: has it happened to you
Max: millions of times
Kenzie: I wanna die
Max: I need you to go take a shower don't put your pants on because I have to help you with something
Kenzie: ok
Max goes back upstairs
Max: no my baby isn't a baby anymore
Lucas: why not
Max: she got her period
Lucas: bye
Max: your not going anywhere
Lucas: ok fine I guess I can deal with another one
Max: baby number three has too be a girl
Lucas: max your tight
Max: I know anyways I have to go help Kenzie work this tampon
She goes downstairs
Max: okay so open your legs
Kenzie: no your my mom
Max: Exactly I'm your mom
Kenzie: ok fine
Max: you act like you didn't come straight from me
Kenzie: mom just do what you need to do
Max: your doing it not me
Kenzie: no I'm scared
Max: ok fine
(After they do it)
Max: did it hurt
Kenzie: no
Max: exactly
Kenzie: can I go to bed now
Max: yep
Kenzie: wait mom
Max: yea
Kenzie: I'm sorry if I was being mean I'm just-
Max: scared I get it
Kenzie: well that's all
Max: ok can I go to bed now
Kenzie: umm yes