RaccoonInnit Likes Chaos

They're Muffins Idiot

Tommy woke up by tubbo shaking him.
"Tommy wake up, we gotta go to work"
"no, i don't want to"
Tubbo shoved him off the couch and with that tommy woke up.

"fuck you, tubbo"
"yeah whatever get ready. Me and ranboo are waiting"

Tommy got up and went to get ready.

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"TUBBO MAKE A COFFEE"
"OKAY OKAY, STOP SCREAMING"

Tommy was waiting for the coffee to be ready as 3 new costumers walked it.
He walked to them with the smile he uses to all the costumers and asked them.
"good morning, what would you like?"
"mornin' kiddo, i would like a coffee"
"im not a kid." tommy said with a death glare.
"pfft yeah sure, how old are you? 12?"
"I'm not fucking twelve you prick"
Then looked at a guy with brown curly hair
"what would you like?"
"cupcake"
"wilbur, they're muffins idiot"

Who the fuck names their kid wilbur. Tommy was struggling not to laugh and the guy with pink hair asked.
"what are you laughing at twelve year old kid?"
Tommy burst out laughing.
"who the fuck- HAh names their kid.. Wilbur" then kept laughing like a psychopath.

"wilbur, a kid is literally making fun of you"
"okay sorry, so what would you like?" the kid- sorry the teen asked the blonde old man.

"uhm i will take.. A blueberry muffin"
"okay coming right up"
"bye tOm" wilbur said making fun of his name.
"bye wilby" tommy said while bursting out laughing.

He gave tubbo the order and went to the register.

"kid come here"
Tommy goes over.
"I'm. Not. A. Kid."
"mhm sure"
"techno don't be rude"
"techno? I thought wilbur's name was weird."

"fuck you"
"TECHNO STOP BEING MEAN"
"BUT PHIL HE MADE FUN OF MY NAME"
"at least ur name is normal" he told phil while looking techno up and down.
"i like your hair, its pretty"

"TOMMY. THE FOOD IS READY"
"COMING TUBBO"

"be right back!" tommy went and got the order. Then gave it to the little family.

"thank you mate."
"you're welcome" tommy said with a smile then went back to the register.

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Tommy's and tubbo's shift ended so they went home. Waiting for ranboo took so long. They couldn't wait to go on patrol.

As soon as ranboo got home they got in their suit and went patrolling.

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"AHHH FUCK SHIT, GET AWAY FROM ME, WILL YOU?
" no" he heard blade whisper.
"NUCLEAR HELP"
but tubbo was already followed by Philza minecraft and ranboo was nowhere to be found. All of a sudden tommy known as raccoonInnit, disappeared from right in front of techno leaving purple particles behind.

"what the fuck?" the blade said confused looking for raccoonInnit, but he was nowhere to be found. Then nuclear disappeared too.

"what is going on? Where are the vigilantes at?" what they didn't know is that ranboo teleported them. They were in district 13 hiding from the other heroes that were there.

"thank you ranboo!"
"its. Its nothing, but uhm.. How about you call by my code name please?"
"oh shit, yeah sorry"
"its okay T"

And with that they started talking waiting for the heroes to leave from their area.

"guys I think they're gone"
"okay nuclear, lets go then"
They went in their district and saw some guys stealing something from a kid.

Tommy went crashing into one of the guys before tubbo and ranboo had the time to make a plan, then shot them all with his dart gun. He put some handcuffs on them and left. As soon as the police arrived
RaccoonInnit yelled.
"YOU'RE WELCOME FUCKERS" and then they left home as it was getting too early and they wouldn't get enough sleep to go to the cafe.

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HULLOO THIS IS MY FIRST FANFICTION. PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT! ALSO ALL THE IDEAS ARE WELCOME. SHOULD I KEEP WRITING?